Bah! You think PA has strict alcohol laws? Muahahahah, move to Utah.
No alcohol greater than 3.2% can be sold anywhere other than the state owned liquer store. People buy real beer (greater than 3.2%) at the liquer store by the BOTTLE because they tax it so heavy. Kegs are Illegal. Locally, the state liquor store closes at 7pm M-Sat and is not open on sunday. You cannot buy wine of any kind unless you buy it at the liquor store, to special order something they don't stock you must buy a CASE. In Utah, to get a drink at a bar you can either go to a bar or private club. Bar's can't sell any drink with higher than 3.2% alcohol and can't serve it without "food". Private clubs in utah are mandated to charge an annual membership fee of around $20, you can't enter without a membership and only there you can buy a mixed drink or beer at greater than 3.2% (for consumption on the premises). Drink's a measured and you are gauranteed to NOT get more than one shot of liquor per mixed drink (I believe it is illegal for clubs to mix drinks without the measuring devices). Up until 2 years ago it was illegal to advertise publically any alcoholic beverage, this means all bars and clubs still have odoul's signs in the windows. (Although the famous "BEE?, Welcome to Utah" billboard still exists outside the SLC international airport). Drinking in utah is heavily discriminated against, one of my co-workers friends was arrested for walking home (rather than driving) on New Years eve and taken to jail (public drunkenness I guess?).
You want wacky liquor laws come to utah, the liquor control commission has one member that drinks. (and isn't mormon).