Hello class. My name is Mr. Mango, I'll be your substitute teacher, today. Now I know it's your first day of school, but do any of any wacky questions for me to start out on?
if a house isn't good enough for you, what about going to a store and stealing clothes?
Stealing is stealing, son. If all you
kids start naming off different situations which vary only by the
smallest degree, I'm going to start getting angry. Here, this might help the situation if I make this statement for you.
Walking in to ANY store and "stealing" (as you so cleverly put it. You're so clever!) ANY merchandise is stealing!
Yeah there's lots out there and they may be overpriced, and ok you wouldn't normally buy that brand so they wouldn't have gotten your money anyways right?
Are you still talking about that damned "what if" story? I like how you automatically ASSUME what my points are going to be? You see...the funny thing is I haven't spoken out about my stance on
piracy. This time assuming will only make an ASS out of U...not me.
No harm, no foul.
So what if the store has to jack prices to add more security to deter stealing and to pay for legal costs when they eventually prosecute shoplifters or for security guards...
I'm sorry, but companies do not jack prices up solely because of piracy. You honestly want to sit here and tell me that your copy of XP would have been any cheaper? We aren't talking about the same monopoly, are we? The fact is you're willing to pay $XXX.XX for it, and THEY know it.
remind me again how stealing software on the Internet is different from any other kind of theft?
Finally you ask a good question. You see, I've been laughing at these pathetic attempts to rationalize how piracy is the equivalent to larceny. First off, let's make some definitions, shall we? A matter of fact, here's Lesson One (it's time to start taking notes, class):
I like this definition of Larceny,
but you can choose your own:
Larceny - The unlawful taking or carrying away of personal property with intent to deprive the owner of his property.
Piracy - the unauthorized duplication of goods protected by intellectual property law
You see, never once did I condone piracy. The fact is, piracy is wrong. I agree. However, piracy is not larceny. Stop trying to prove how they are the same.
Oh that's right, it's not.
Are you still talking back to your teacher? Wear your dunce cap for the rest of the day.
Tell us all then, because we're very interested (I am at least) how you can justify stealing Windows XP.
My version of windows is quite legal, thank you. Stop making yourself look like an ass...an ass wearing a dunce cap.
Maybe you're "trying it out"? If that's the case, I'll hotwire your care and take it for a joy ride and when the cops toss me in jail I'll just tell them I was trying it out before I bought one.
**COUGH**that's larceny (grand larceny) fool**COUGH**
Maybe I can help you with your fictional story that proves a point. If you REALLY want to relate stealing a car off someone's property and pirating software, I'll help you out...
I walk on to your neighbor's property *because he invited me* where an EXACT COPY of your minivan is located. Note, not YOUR MINIVAN...A COPY OF YOUR MINIVAN. (isn't this story getting weird?)
Your neighbor says to me "Hey, want a copy of this copy of okb's minivan?" I say to the man, "Sure." I then ride home in a copy of a copy of your minivan.
Number of minivans that okb owns before: 1
Number of minivans that okb owns after: 1
A difference of: 0
How is piracy STEALING again?
It's funny how because something is intangible people think it's ok, I chalk it up to a lack of respect that's plaguing our society today, but that's a topic for another day.
Obviously, you aren't speaking to me, now. Respect has nothing to do with this, but since we're saving this convo for another day's lesson then I'll through out what I think it has to do with...and then say nothing more about it
I think it has to do with
Group Think.
Originally posted by: okb
Mango must be one of the "freedom fighters" looking out for us all.
And to think...Everyday I was protecting you guys and I never recieved any thanks or praise! Thank you for recognizing my efforts!
Class dismissed