No McLobster for you, America. That is...

[techs]

unless you live in certain parts of the northeast.

http://carlsbad.patch.com/articles/the-mclobster-rumor-is-mcfake

The McLobster Rumor is McFake, Says McDonald's
McDonald's says the rumors of the McLobster coming to the U.S. are false.

I live where you can get one, occasionally. Not too bad, actually.
This year was a record for the lobster catch in New England, so I am hoping to see it available soon, near where I live.

 

[FallenHero]

I barely trust their actual meat products. Seafood...no way.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I barely trust their actual meat products. Seafood...no way.

It probably uses the imitation stuff, which is perfectly fine to eat cooked.

 

[Rumpltzer]

Yeah, no corn soup or hamburger buns made of rice in the US McDonald's either.

 

[ElFenix]

This year was a record for the lobster catch in New England, so I am hoping to see it available soon, near where I live.

lobsters for $6 each again? sign me up

i want whataburger's green chili cheeseburger but it was only sold in west texas and new mexico

 

[Zebo]

Gross. who pollutes lobster with that nasty bread and whatever else is in there?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Here in New England there are plenty of places to get an excellent lobster roll. I wouldn't ever eat one from McDonalds.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Here in New England there are plenty of places to get an excellent lobster roll. I wouldn't ever eat one from McDonalds.

why get anything at mcdonalds? if i was on the go and wanted a burger and fries, i'll just go to a sub shop or something.

 

[lxskllr]

They've had crab cake here in MD before. It's probably about what you'd expect. Tasty, but nothing like a real crab cake. It's worth getting when on the road, and in a hurry. Not really what you go for when you're in the mood for crab cakes.

 

[zinfamous]

why get anything at mcdonalds? if i was on the go and wanted a burger and fries, i'll just go to a sub shop or something.

how does getting a sub sate your desire for burger?

:hmm:

 

[techs]

It probably uses the imitation stuff, which is perfectly fine to eat cooked.

Nope, they use the real thing.

 

[spidey07]

They could be using languistino "lobster" which is pretty tasty.

 

[OCGuy]

That is just wrong.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

how does getting a sub sate your desire for burger?

:hmm:

sub shops will often include burgers and other non-sub items on the menu. keep this between you and me, ok?

 

[RPD]

Why???

 

[DangerAardvark]

First I see that fawning documentary on MSNBC which shows a gaggle of professional chefs slaving over the next big McDonalds sandwich. Then I see what appears to be a turd burrito.

And now this latest abomination. Does not compute.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

First I see that fawning documentary on MSNBC which shows a gaggle of professional chefs slaving over the next big McDonalds sandwich. Then I see what appears to be a a turd burrito.

And now this latest abomination. Does not compute.

the MOST AMAZING turd burrito, made with the freshest dog turds caught this morning at the park, aged plant matter, some kind(s) of salt and sugar sauce made in a factory, and carefully handmade by skilled cooks with PASSION!

 

[UberNeuman]

I once got crabs at a McDonalds - does that count?

 

[ponyo]

lobsters for $6 each again? sign me up

i want whataburger's green chili cheeseburger but it was only sold in west texas and new mexico

That's first thing I thought of when I saw the comment about record lobster catch. I bought and ate lot of lobsters the past year since it was so cheap. Looking forward to doing it again. $6/pound lobster rock.

 

[mmntech]

They have the McLobster in Newfoundland and Nova Scotia. Never seen it anywhere else. Not sure I'd want to eat it. My dislike for McDonald's combined with my hatred of shell fish makes it a double whammy of grossness.

For further bathroom reading, Japan has some pretty wacky menu items at McD's.

 

[zerocool84]

First I see that fawning documentary on MSNBC which shows a gaggle of professional chefs slaving over the next big McDonalds sandwich. Then I see what appears to be a turd burrito.

And now this latest abomination. Does not compute.

Yet if you wrap this with a nice pretty package, charge double for it, call it fresh, and serve it in an "upscale" looking place, people will eat it up and say it tastes good. Serve the exact same thing at McDonald's and it'll taste like crap.

 

[ShawnD1]

I barely trust their actual meat products. Seafood...no way.

The uncooked products are top quality. The problem is that McDonalds cooks stuff in advance then lets it sit. I have a friend who work at mcdonalds and it's not unusual for an angus burger to sit in the warming tray for 8 hours.

 

[spaceman]

repost from the 90s
mc'ds been down this road before
but thats over now
but they keep u comin back for more

 

[Leros]

the MOST AMAZING turd burrito, made with the freshest dog turds caught this morning at the park, aged plant matter, some kind(s) of salt and sugar sauce made in a factory, and carefully handmade by skilled cooks with PASSION!

While we're talking about turds. Has anybody had Burger King's new shit-with-corn-kernels burger?

 

[nonameo]

While we're talking about turds. Has anybody had Burger King's new shit-with-corn-kernels burger?

lol, they only do it so they have to spend less on meat. God I hate corporations.