No matter what a stripper tells you

[Pretender]

There's no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.

 

[Viperoni]

<< No matter what a stripper tells you >>


you, Pretender, are a nef

 

[datalink7]

damn!

 

[mastaki11a]

Yeah..uh huh..whatever you say!

 

[Pretender]

<<

<< No matter what a stripper tells you >>


you, Pretender, are a nef >>

True, true. But hey, it's a public service announcement that had to be made.

 

[crab]

Isn't there both in the hot-tub room?

 

[kru]

why don't you just link to the chris rock video and get it over with?

 

[enginjon]

Scorpio.....you're gonna die f$#@ing

hehehe


<--- A scorpio (Nov. 12)

 

[Viper GTS]

Isn't there both in the hot-tub room?

Sure, along with herpes, genital warts, &amp; today they're having a special on HIV.

Viper GTS

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

OK I'm still looking for the happy face link

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

wow, what a lame lame thread
I've just been neffed in the ass

 

[etech]

Look at it this way JimmyEW, it didn't cost you as much as a trip to the champagne room would have.

Pretender, I'm wondering just how much this research cost you?

 

[shawnmos]

didn't chris rock say that? what was that from?

 

[Dedpuhl]

Gemini....you're gonna die twice!!!

 

[mztykal]

I can't believe I actually clicked the link. OMG, I'm a idiot.

 

[fragarific]

Show picture! Show picture! GRRRR! I don't want the date, I can look at a calander for that!

EDIT: BAD LEXUS! I could get both if they would send it.

 

[Pretender]

LOL, yeah, it's chris rock, you can download it (I did about a year ago, and just happened to listen to it today)...
\MUSIC\Chris Rock - No Sex in the Champagne Room.mp3

Don't have space left on my server to upload it, so get off your lazy butts and use napster (don't worry, it wasn't released on an album, you wouldn't be pirating AFAIK)

 

[Pretender]

LOL, yeah, it's chris rock, you can download it (I did about a year ago, and just happened to listen to it today)...
\MUSIC\Chris Rock - No Sex in the Champagne Room.mp3

Don't have space left on my server to upload it, so get off your lazy butts and use napster (don't worry, it wasn't released on an album, you wouldn't be pirating AFAIK)

 

[Pretender]

<< I can't believe I actually clicked the link. OMG, I'm a idiot. >>

No comment.

 

[Dedpuhl]

absolutely, positively
No sex in the chapagne room

 

[kru]

shawnmos: yes he did

 

[Howard]

kru, if a woman tells you she's 20, but looks 16, she what?

 

[kru]

she's twelve.

and i don't have enough space on my web server to host the 50 meg video clip.

 

[kru]

for those who are too lazy to download the mp3/video:

Good Evening Class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you:
no matter what a stripper tells you
there is no sex in the champagne room

Oh theres champange in the champagne
room but you dont want champange you want sex

Don't go to parties with metal detectors
sure it feels safe inside but what about
all those [deleted]'s waitin outside with
guns...they know you ain't got one

if a woman says she's twenty and she looks sixteen...she's twelve
if she tells you shes twenty-six and looks twenty-six she's damn near 40
take off that silly ass hat
the ODB couldn't have possibly commited all those crimes...
Coolio did some of that [deleted]

young black men, if you go to the movie theater and someone steps on your foot
let it slide...why spend the next twenty years in jail cause someone smudged your pumas

cornbread...aint nothin wrong wit that!

no matter what you think
of what im saying remember this one thing there is no sex in the champagne room

[Gerald Lervert]

Uhh
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne

[Chris Rock]

If a homeless person has a funny sign
he hasn't been homeless for that long
a real homeless person is too hungry to be funny

if a girl has a pierced tongue she'll probably suck your [deleted]
if a guy has a pireced tongue he'll probably suck your [deleted]
here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius...you're gonna die
Capricorn...you're gonna die
Gemini...you're gonna die twice
Leo...you're gonna die
Scorpio...you're gonna die [deleted]

no one goes to hooters for wings
if you've been dating your man for four
months and you haven't met any of
his friends you are not his girlfriend

some of the things I've said may not
apply to you some of the things I may
have said may offend you
but no matter who you are you must
remember this one thing:
no matter what a stripper says there is no sex in the champagne room
NONE!

[Gerald Lervert]

Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
aint get none cant have none, naa
in the champagne room
there is absolutely postively no sex
in the champagne room
na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex
in the champagne room na na say na na

Repeat until fade

 

[yakko]

<< I've just been neffed in the ass >>

And you liked it.