"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots."

[Gaard]

3 guesses on who said it. (or you can simply google it )

God, I'd hate to be an athiest homo.

 

[Red Dawn]

The Dub's Daddy

 

[Gaard]

You just can't win with this family. H hates Athiests.W hates homos. I have a wart on my thumb, should I be afraid?

 

[Zebo]

Whole family is fusked up.

But not near as much as these Bush Supporters:

How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI

Five Tips on How to Spot an Atheist


Five Tips on How to Spot an Atheist

Usually Atheists are pale of skin. They spend a lot of times indoors, because they are afraid to come outside. They believe the preposterous lie that Christians are trying to kill them, when in fact, all that we really want to do is force a quick conversion or to kindly place them in a maximum security prison for their own protection from devout Christians who may try to kill them. Many Atheists will try to throw you off by spending time absorbing carcinogens in tanning beds, so it important to remember in hunting Atheists that many, if not most, have very dark skin, too. CAUTION: Do not confuse these artificially dark folks with genuine Negroes. Real Coloreds need to be watched carefully around anything of value, but do not need to be brought to the Lord, as they all unblinkingly accepted Jesus as their loving God during Biblically-sanctioned slavery.

Atheists are overweight. The stereotypes of typical Atheists are the trim, granola cruncher who jogs and plays racquetball or the vain hedonist, party-goer who worships only her full-length mirror, Recent studies have shown, however, that Atheists have become aware of these signifiers of their lack of faith. In order to blend in undetected with evangelical Christians, most Atheists now tend to be morbidly obese and will tell you, whether asked or not, that their enormous girth is the result of an undetectable thyroid condition and not the box of Little Debbie cakes they are holding.

Atheists have too many university diplomas! These folks are chock full of secular knowledge. They toss the Bible aside in favor of so-called, "research" and "theories." They spend their days studying and trying to gather facts and data to support their ridiculous scientific theories, such as evolution and gravity. Don't let it fool you, Christian Brothers and Sisters! All the secular knowledge in the world can't disprove that the reason we are all here today was because Eve got some bad advice from a talking snake! Atheists are too full of their silly "logic" to understand that only blind faith leads to sighted Truth. Why, the homo-lovers in England have already accepted that most scientists are naturally Atheists. Don't let it happen in America! Report your Biology professor ? or any so-called teacher who pollutes the soul with extraneous (non-Biblical) information -- to the local authorities before he recruits your child!

Atheists Deceive! Atheists go under many different names, but they don't have the common sense to align themselves yet! Use this to your advantage in reporting them to the police! They call themselves, "humanists, agnostics, secular-humanists, moral relativists, Catholics, free-thinkers, undecided, Unitarians, and more recently, Brights." It is important to note that anyone who has a post-graduate degree or is interested in getting a post-graduate degree, is suspect! Also be warned, Wiccans , Vegans, Yogists, and readers of science fiction are either Atheists or on the road to becoming an Atheist. Our job as True Christians? is to use this loophole of time under the current Bush Administration to get as many of these God-haters arrested as we can before they do more damage to our country than they already have.

Atheists are afraid! Even though there are as many as 300 active Atheists in the United States, we can safely assume that if recent polls are correct, most Atheists are afraid to come out and say what they don't believe. It's your job to pull it out of them. Put them on the spot. Hound them at restaurants and on cruise ships. Don't take "I'd rather not talk about religion" as a answer. Give them one last chance to save their sorry souls. Then, call the police!

 

[conjur]

heh heh...landoverbaptist. Bible-version of The Onion. That site is hilarious!


GHWB might want to have a word with the rebels at the VFW:
http://www.maaf.info/posvfw.html

 

[leeboy]

Originally posted by: Gaard
You just can't win with this family. H hates Athiests.W hates homos. I have a wart on my thumb, should I be afraid?

It all depends on how you GOT that wart Gaard and if that wart has any ties to Al-Quida

 

[etech]

Zebo, you didn't know that was a parody site?

You're also voting for Kerry aren't you.

 

[imported_Papi]

How are athiests not human. You'd have to be human to be a citizen, no?

 

[JupiterJones]

Originally posted by: Gaard
You just can't win with this family. H hates Athiests.W hates homos. I have a wart on my thumb, should I be afraid?

"W hates homos"!?! Where do you get that?

Bush's Openly Gay Appointments Bother Conservatives

 

[etech]

Originally posted by: Gaard
You just can't win with this family. H hates Athiests.W hates homos. I have a wart on my thumb, should I be afraid?

Gaard, where in the quote is the word "hate"?

No, most warts are not dangerous, if it bothers you see a doctor.

 

[kage69]

Nice one Zebo, that's hilarious and more than a little unnerving as I've met people in Pensacola who really sound like that.

 

[Perknose]

Captain Obvious . . .

Originally posted by: etech
Zebo, you didn't know that was a parody site?

Morphs, before our very eyes, into Commander Oblivious:

Gaard, where in the quote is the word "hate"?

"God told me to hate you," by Betty Bowers, never without the first stone. -- Yup, no chance Zebo knew this was a parody site.


"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens . . .":Q -- why, etech, aside from the blatant unconstitutionality and ugly angry ignorance of this statement, you're so right, no actual word "hate" here, can't you just feel the love?

 

[Martin]

I used to think H was a decent guy until I read about that. Coudnt believe it at first.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
I used to think H was a decent guy until I read about that. Coudnt believe it at first.

And his dumbest son is the most powerful man in the world. Everyone wants to have a beer with him. And the only guy who has even the remotest chance of putting an end to this Dante-an nightmare straight from the 7th cirlce of Hell has an extra long face and is just not cabbage patch doll lovable. House of Saud, House of Bush. These are ugly times. At least we're not running a deficit.

 

[LordMagnusKain]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiakI used to think H was a decent guy until I read about that. Couldn?t believe it at first.

He's just got a skewed perspective, he comes from a time when most atheists chose that faith because they hated everything that America stands for.

Originally posted by: JupiterJones

Originally posted by: Gaard

You just can't win with this family. H hates Athiests.W hates homos. I have a wart on my thumb, should I be afraid?

"W hates homos"!?! Where do you get that?
Bush's Openly Gay Appointments Bother Conservatives

Odd that, sounds like bigotry falls on the heads of all people with political views.

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Captain Obvious . . .

Originally posted by: etech
Zebo, you didn't know that was a parody site?

Morphs, before our very eyes, into Commander Oblivious:

Gaard, where in the quote is the word "hate"?

"God told me to hate you," by Betty Bowers, never without the first stone. -- Yup, no chance Zebo knew this was a parody site.


"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens . . .":Q -- why, etech, aside from the blatant unconstitutionality and ugly angry ignorance of this statement, you're so right, no actual word "hate" here, can't you just feel the love?

No no perk I did'nt know. Anyone who thinks "George W Bush is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life" after all that's gone down is the most perceptive of persons. Etech rules, must be a weather man.

 

[Moonbeam]

"He's just got a skewed perspective, he comes from a time when most atheists chose that faith because they hated everything that America stands for."

By golly, I hate america so I'm going to eat some worms and stop believing in God. That will learn um.

 

[imported_Aelius]

"George W Bush is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Nice. So fitting. It is right out of the "The Manchurian Candidate" in case anyone doesn't know.


Personally I have only seen a handful of trustworthy politicians and none of them are Reps or Dems.

There is enough spine chilling BS in US politics, such as Dems and Reps keeping other parties from running against them or at least from appearing in a debate, that its enough to make your stomach turn.

I'm up here in Canada and its not much better. All our politicians are full of themselves and are constantly blaming each other to save their own necks while we, taxpayers, string em up one by one.

Home of the free? If your daddy can afford it... then maybe.

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: Aelius

"George W Bush is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Nice. So fitting. It is right out of the "The Manchurian Candidate" in case anyone doesn't know.


Personally I have only seen a handful of trustworthy politicians and none of them are Reps or Dems.

There is enough spine chilling BS in US politics, such as Dems and Reps keeping other parties from running against them or at least from appearing in a debate, that its enough to make your stomach turn.

I'm up here in Canada and its not much better. All our politicians are full of themselves and are constantly blaming each other to save their own necks while we, taxpayers, string em up one by one.

Home of the free? If your daddy can afford it... then maybe.

It's the money. Both about needed it and controlling it once your in power. Both parties need it to win today, both parties get it mainly from Big Business and top 1-2% of the pop which don't nessesarly represent our best intrests. The politicains then become these donars surragate in washington for the most part with lip service to masses of thier respective party. I don't take too seriously just long for the time a school teacher, dentist or truck driver could want to make a real difference and win not lawyers. Long for real statesmen who could change america for the better. The Roosevelts were probably the last ones we had. I don't see it changing since the very ones who'd vote this change benefit from it. Furthermore Americans are simply too busy or don't care to read up on and understand the grift and terrible leadership they have elected.

 

[imported_Aelius]

Too true.

The sad part is it is not just the US but from what I have read and seen, Canada, UK, and Australia.

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: Aelius
Too true.

The sad part is it is not just the US but from what I have read and seen, Canada, UK, and Australia.

Yup all over the world it's the same. Some societies have managed to closer to the ideal.

For conservatives Switzerland/Japan for liberals Norway/Sweden/Finland. But these coutries seem to have a strong work ethic and are very culturally on the same page so everyones family.

 

[imported_Aelius]

The day I win the lottery is the day I buy a ticket out of this place. I would take all my friends with me from both Canada and the US.

The grass "is" greener on the other side of this fence.

 

[LordMagnusKain]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam"He's just got a skewed perspective, he comes from a time when most atheists chose that faith because they hated everything that America stands for."

By golly, I hate America so I'm going to eat some worms and stop believing in God. That will learn um.

Yep, that just about sums-up the situation;

Actually it's a general disillusionment with all societal structures, so if Atheism and anti-nationalism where the standard for the 'mindless masses' Theism and nationalism would be the view they'd hold onto.

Constant contrarians are not inherently smarter, nor do they have any better a life. To the contrary, they are fools who live sad empty lives.

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: LordMagnusKain

Originally posted by: Moonbeam"He's just got a skewed perspective, he comes from a time when most atheists chose that faith because they hated everything that America stands for."

By golly, I hate America so I'm going to eat some worms and stop believing in God. That will learn um.

Yep, that just about sums-up the situation;

Actually it's a general disillusionment with all societal structures, so if Atheism and anti-nationalism where the standard for the 'mindless masses' Theism and nationalism would be the view they'd hold onto.

Constant contrarians are not inherently smarter, nor do they have any better a life. To the contrary, they are fools who live sad empty lives.

So what you're saying is that the mindless masses actually believe in God and Nation and that if they become a minority their lives will be sad and empty. There is something wrong with the way you think, in my opinion.

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: Aelius
The day I win the lottery is the day I buy a ticket out of this place. I would take all my friends with me from both Canada and the US.

The grass "is" greener on the other side of this fence.

Good plan... :roll:

Why don't you just leave now?