no gorrillas are shaved during the production READ IT AND POST ON IT ALREADY!!!

[ArkAoss]

Well I heard a joke, stop me if you've heard it, beg if you haven't.


"There's a zoo in this guys town, recently recieved a gorilla from a circus that couldn't cut it, this gorilla was known for copying everything people did."

Next Line in five mins

 

[snow patrol]

Grrrr, I'm leaving in 15 minutes. Will I get to hear the whole thing?

 

[ArkAoss]

" Guys bored, no girl friend, so he goes down to the zoo watchs the apev mimic a few people, but thinks it might be just trained to do a few things, so he start making obvious motions, like a robot, and moonwalking and stuff, the gorrillas keeping up no sweat, so the guy trick the gorilla into smacking his head into a rock and it kinda gets dazed for a little, mean while a qnat starts buzzin the guy."

2 mins this time

 

[ArkAoss]

time for more

"so the guys swattin at the gnat for a bit, forgets about the gorilla, it comes to, starts watchin him to make sure he doesnt try to trick him again, people and a trainer are watchin the gorilla; he slowly starts copying the guy a little, not running around like the guy with the gnat. then the gnat swoops up the guys nose, he sticks his finger up there and rubs his nose and trys blowing it out. The gorilla rips thru the fence and mauls the guy a bit before the zoo people tranquilize it."
2 more mins

 

[ArkAoss]

some more

" Guy is recouperating in the hospital, he's visited by one of the zoo trainers that had watched him with the gorilla, he's talking about how the gorilla wasnt killed because of what happened, and seing as how he tricked the gorilla into cracking into a rock, they almost decided to ban the guy from the zoo, and as he left he told the man that stinking ones finger up ones nose was like giving the middle finger to a gorilla"

see ya again in a min

 

[ArkAoss]

only 2 more posts and its done

"The guys says to himself I'll show that gorilla, so after he's recouped a bit , he gets a few things and goes to the zoo. gorilla imediatly stops mimicing a group of kids and starts watching him, so the guy starts dancing around, and acting like an ape scratching at stuff, and this goes on for about 20 mins, so then the guy pulls a small stick out of a bag and starts drumming on stuff, keeping a good beat, gorilla gets a stick too, and they actually do a little dueling drummer for a while"

2 more from here i think

 

[ArkAoss]

"The guy and the gorrilla are actually sound ing pretty good, large crowd starts dancing to it, guy works his way over to his bag pulls out a pair of large machette's kicks one into the cage, picks up his starts clacking it together with the stick, slowly goes into what looks like a ninja or karate routine, waving his knife around, gorilla goes with him move for move, guy kinda tricks the gorilla into chopping down some of the tall grass in his cage"

 

[ArkAoss]

ALRIGHT,
"The guy sees the gorilla is copying him with the sword, so the guy drops the stick, and starts waving the sword around like a fly or somthing is around, he unzips his pants and has a banana there, he continues waving the sword with one hand, and holding the banana with the other, gorilla looks at him funny for a bit, but grabs himself and keeps waving the sword. the guy clangs the sword agains the bars a little then whips it around and lops off the banana, gorilla whips the sword around and"

 

[ArkAoss]

"The gorrilla lets the sword fly into the dirt, then he sits back and sticks his finger up his nose."

 

[poop]

that was an odd joke, to say the least.

 

[Napalm381]

Man, pick a thread title and stick to it.

 

[ArkAoss]

heh, hafta tailior your adds to the crowd, it was funnier when it was told to me

 

[chiwawa626]

that was very cheap of u ARK, u have 1900 somthing posts and are trying to get platinum at 2000, so u made this thread to post 9 times lol! u cheap basterd

 

[damocles]

That's one BAD joke dude

 

[RSI]

I don't know if it's the fact that it's 5:36 in the morning, but that just wasn't funny.

-RSI