No, God, no!

[Riprorin]

I just got a call from my father-in-law. He and my mother-in-law are coming to visit for 2 - 3 weeks. To make matter worse, they're French Parisians.

Oh, the humanity.

I feel like putting a spike through my skull.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Riprorin
I just got a call from my father-in-law. He and my mother-in-law are coming to visit for 2 - 3 weeks. To make matter worse, they're French Parisians.

Oh, the humanity.

I feel like putting a spike through my skull.

Follow your feelings He if they are Parisians at least you won't have to worry about buying extra soap

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Riprorin
I just got a call from my father-in-law. He and my mother-in-law are coming to visit for 2 - 3 weeks. To make matter worse, they're French Parisians.

Oh, the humanity.

I feel like putting a spike through my skull.

Follow your feelings He if they are Parisians at least you won't have to worry about buying extra soap

:beer:

 

[AdamSnow]

Good luck.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

I'm terribly sorry.

 

[rudder]

Serve them some Freedom Toast for breakfast.

 

[TheAudit]

Originally posted by: Riprorin
I just got a call from my father-in-law. He and my mother-in-law are coming to visit for 2 - 3 weeks. To make matter worse, they're French Parisians.

Oh, the humanity.

I feel like putting a spike through my skull.

Forget the spike, I'll get a cleaver.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

no way you can get them to stay at a hotel?

 

[Chumpman]

have your dog take a shat on their bed right before they arrive, maybe they'll choose to stay at a hotel after that

 

[JackDawkins]

Good time to go on that last minute trip where you disappear without telling anyone where you went.

 

[BigKev]

Originally posted by: Chumpman
have your dog take a shat on their bed right before they arrive, maybe they'll choose to stay at a hotel after that

It's definitely worth a try ...

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Chumpman
have your dog take a shat on their bed right before they arrive, maybe they'll choose to stay at a hotel after that

No this will remind them of home, make the place immaculate so they will be repulsed or change the locks

 

[SaltBoy]

Your wife better be worth the trouble...

 

[JSClark]

Make sure Febreeze is on hand at all times

 

[T2T III]

Marriott Residence Inn

 

[Amused]

Make fun of their accents and their language. The French have a hard on over their language and are very insulted when anyone says anything about it.

 

[ThePresence]

My sympathies.

 

[Mookow]

Give them a good shower... where "good" is defined as involving a fire hose and a stretch of gravel

 

[Riprorin]

I'm looking to get through this with the help of a friend - Jack Daniels.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Riprorin
I'm looking to get through this with the help of a friend - Jack Daniels.

Try inviting his friend Johnny for the duration. And dont forget about Jimmy...

 

[Riprorin]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Riprorin
I'm looking to get through this with the help of a friend - Jack Daniels.

Try inviting his friend Johnny for the duration. And dont forget about Jimmy...

Yup, it's going to take all of my "friends" to get me through this one!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

If you argue with them long enough they will surrender and go to a hotel.

 

[TommyVercetti]

I don't get the joke. What's a French Partisian?

 

[Gravity]

Dude, been there done that. Invent some project at work where you have to work tons of overtime so you don't see that much of them. If wifey's willing, get her to scream during sex so they know that you are um, well, intimate with their daughter.

 

[Riprorin]

The last time they came I made the mistake of introducing my father-in-law to on-line bridge. I think he enjoyed it because he played about 16 hours a day. The computer was in the bedroom so I couldn't go to bed until he was finished, which resulted in some zombie-like days at work. No matter to him since he slept to 11 AM.

It should be better this time since I have a DSL network now. I'm going to set up a computer for him in the the living room.