No coffee = Cranky Sonofagun! (Call the Whaaaaaaambulance!)

[MichaelD]

We have no coffee in the office. Wha? We have NO coffee in the office?! Gadzooks!!!!

We have had no coffee in the office for about two weeks. I have survived by either bringing in coffee from the Exxon TigerMart by my house or scrounging a cup from the office downstairs. Well, enough mooching, you know? They were nice enough to let me mooch two days in a row....I don't want to become a leech.

But now what do I do? I need my one cup...I've cut back, used to be THREE cups b/t 0700-1030 or so. :Q <--Mike be wired.

We used to have a "coffee fund" but the person that was doing it decided to stop. I didn't pick it up b/c honestly, I do most of the other nitnoid crap in this office.

*drumming fingers on desk* Now what? There is the soda machine down the hall...but Coke is nasty with no Jim Beam in it. Too early to drink...need coffee!!!! :|

 

[iamwiz82]

buy an elcheapo coffee maker and put it on your desk. Charge 50 cents a cup for anyone else that wants it.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
buy an elcheapo coffee maker and put it on your desk. Charge 50 cents a cup for anyone else that wants it.

Good idea. Did that at my last job (only charged a quarter, though) and it blew up in my face. People think b/c they pay $.25 for a cup of coffee that they can:

1) Bitch that it's too strong/too weak
2) Bring their 64-ounce slurpee mug and empty the pot
3) Make a complete mess of your desk and walk away

Great idea that never works out, unfortunately. I may bring my own anyway and just say "no, sorry, it's a special blend that only I can drink...you'll get very sick if you try any."

 

[Fausto]

Can you maybe hit the janitorial staff up for some cleaning fluid to huff to tide you over until you get your paws on some coffee?

 

[geno]

Have a Waaaaaa-burger with a side of French Cries

 

[Kadarin]

Damn, MichaelD, you sound like Jerboy on crank...

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Damn, MichaelD, you sound like Jerboy on crank...

Uh! I am deeply wounded! *slaps you w/Brown Speckled Trout* BAD Astaroth33! There is no comparison b/t myself and LordButtMonger.

 

[ElFenix]

theres no coffee here either unless you want to go to the commissary... and they suck... they only filled the cup halfway on my cappucino... bastards...

 

[GasX]

If I don't get my morning cup, I am a miserable SOB.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
If I don't get my morning cup, I am a miserable SOB.

So you're saying that you haven't had any coffee in like, what? A year?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

So you're saying that you haven't had any coffee in like, what? A year?

Hahahahahahahah - you write that one yourself?

(only a 1/2 cup so far today...)

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Fausto1

So you're saying that you haven't had any coffee in like, what? A year?

(only a 1/2 cup so far today...)

[sarcasm] Really? I can hardly tell.....honest beloved patriot! [/sarcasm]

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Damn, MichaelD, you sound like Jerboy on crank...

Uh! I am deeply wounded! *slaps you w/Brown Speckled Trout* BAD Astaroth33! There is no comparison b/t myself and LordButtMonger.

You're starting to scare me.