NJ - the butt of jokes

[rh71]

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[Goosemaster]

"Most of Our Elected Officials Have Not Been Indicted."

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Sphexi]

"NJ: How You Doin'?!"

 

[mugs]

The program began last month after Codey rejected a consultant's recommendation ? "New Jersey: We'll Win You Over" ? as too negative. That slogan, developed as part of a $260,000 contract by global image consultants Lippincott Mercer, was shelved a day before it was to be unveiled.

Are you KIDDING me? We paid $260,000 for a slogan that implies that there is something wrong with the state? WTF, I hope we got our money back.

 

[mugs]

I think we should steal "Memories Last a Lifetime" back from PA, because they stole it from one of the shore towns.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: mugs
I think we should steal "Memories Last a Lifetime" back from PA, because they stole it from one of the shore towns.

"Bring a noseplug" would make a much better slogan 😀

 

[Jzero]

I'm sure it was already suggested, but I'd pulling for "Shoobie/Benny GO HOME!"

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: RBachman

Originally posted by: mugs
I think we should steal "Memories Last a Lifetime" back from PA, because they stole it from one of the shore towns.

"Bring a noseplug" would make a much better slogan 😀

Meh. Most of the state of NJ is very nice and does not smell. I had a friend come in from Michigan for my wedding. His first comment wasn't that the state smelled funny, he said "you have a lot of trees here."

 

[GasX]

I always liked Elmer Fudd

New Jersey and You, Perfwect Together.

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....

 

[broon]

Stop the propagation of New Jersey bashing NOW. People here whine and bitch about racist threads, yet "ROFL" about this sort of thing. There is really little difference. :|

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: broon
Stop the propagation of New Jersey bashing NOW. People here whine and bitch about racist threads, yet "ROFL" about this sort of thing. There is really little difference. :|

Who peed in your wheaties?

 

[broon]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: broon
Stop the propagation of New Jersey bashing NOW. People here whine and bitch about racist threads, yet "ROFL" about this sort of thing. There is really little difference. :|

Who peed in your wheaties?

The French

 

[Ime]

A New Yorker once told me that New Jersey was the armpit of the U.S.

 

[broon]

Originally posted by: Ime
A New Yorker once told me that New Jersey was the armpit of the U.S.

That would be Houston.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: broon

Originally posted by: Ime
A New Yorker once told me that New Jersey was the armpit of the U.S.

That would be Houston.

Newark, NJ is the armpit of the US. New Jersey on the whole is a marvelous place if you don't count the property taxes...

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: broon
Stop the propagation of New Jersey bashing NOW. People here whine and bitch about racist threads, yet "ROFL" about this sort of thing. There is really little difference. :|

Wah...NJ sucks, get over it.

 

[broon]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Newark, NJ is the armpit of the US. New Jersey on the whole is a marvelous place if you don't count the property taxes...

I was just kidding by the way. About the New Jersey bashing. I've never been there and hope it stays that way.

 

[broon]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: broon
Stop the propagation of New Jersey bashing NOW. People here whine and bitch about racist threads, yet "ROFL" about this sort of thing. There is really little difference. :|

Wah...NJ sucks, get over it.

Either you didn't read the rest of the thread or it went over your head.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: broon
Stop the propagation of New Jersey bashing NOW. People here whine and bitch about racist threads, yet "ROFL" about this sort of thing. There is really little difference. :|

Wah...NJ sucks, get over it.

Says the guy from Vermont. What's it like being a dairy farmer?

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: broon
Stop the propagation of New Jersey bashing NOW. People here whine and bitch about racist threads, yet "ROFL" about this sort of thing. There is really little difference. :|

Who peed in your wheaties?

Sorry broon, I really had to go 🙁

 

[OutHouse]

does NJ still put "The Garden State" on their license plates?

 

[ThePresence]

I'll take NJ over many other parts of the country I've been to.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Citrix
does NJ still put "The Garden State" on their license plates?

Yes. Have you ever been to NJ? If so, what areas?

 

[tweakmm]

No surprise.

Everyone knows NJ sucks.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
No surprise.

Everyone knows NJ sucks.

Everyone knows that you cornpone eating tobaccy chewing inbreds aren't allowed in our fair state.