News NJ parents want teacher fired because her big butt is too distracting

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The melons are so big I can't help but wonder if those are fake too.

The site seems a tad tabloid though....
 
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sandorski

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Nicely distracting in jeans, less noticeable in skirts/dresses. I don't think 5 year olds are going to care. Their parents seem to though.
 

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The melons are so big I can't help but wonder if those are fake too.

The site seems a tad tabloid though....

99% 100% this is a fake news article promoting her instagram. It doesn't mention her name or the school or any other identifying information other than her instagram username.
 
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Captante

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99% 100% this is a fake news article promoting her instagram. It doesn't mention her name or the school or any other identifying information other than her instagram username.

Somehow I don't see the attraction anyway lol.

Also holy crap it's been awhile since I've seen you around these parts! :D
 
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please....i had a few overweight teachers with an ass twice that size....
 

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An art teacher....

I wonder if she teaches classes for adults and offers nude modeling courses.
 

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An art teacher....

I wonder if she teaches classes for adults and offers nude modeling courses.
I am of the secret opinion that calculus would garner much more attention from men if tangent lines and area under a curve were calculated using photos of rear ends from some the hottest ladies, like Adriana Lima.
 
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It's okay. Just say that you like plus-sized women.
Oprah had a surgeon general on her show once and she asked him, why does my fat go to my butt? He replied, "I guess you are lucky!". Unlucky would be if it went to the tummy, which would then cause insulin resistance.
 

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Oprah had a surgeon general on her show once and she asked him, why does my fat go to my butt? He replied, "I guess you are lucky!". Unlucky would be if it went to the tummy, which would then cause insulin resistance.

Big part of the reason men have more heart-disease .... fat buildup is bad anywhere on your body but particularly when it's packed in tight surrounding your vital-organs.
 

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Most of them love boyish looks.
My philosophy T.A said shortened my nickname was "cute" in freaking class, that's a bit too forward to think of anything else but attraction. Surname indicated she was Cantonese-American. I guess her figure was alright. Face was okay but a little off-putting.
This is different person from anyone else I mentioned in prior threads.
 
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