Nintendo=GOD, and other interesting tidbits

[Killbat]

(psst. You have to scroll down!)

OLD POST:
It may just be me, but your current sig includes the line:
"AMD Junkie: Defender of ignorance, inaneness, and the AMD way!"
and that says to me that the "AMD way" is related to inaneness and ignorance. I know you're an AMD fan (maybe for the wrong reasons, but nevertheless), so maybe you ought to change up that sig?

[edit]Don't tell me I'm the only one who reads it that way. [/edit]

 

[AMDJunkie]

I defend the AMD way most of the time, I defend the other two by doing the things I usually do. Too bad it's a free service...

 

[Killbat]

Ehhh... it still seems like the word "and" groups all three together, saying something negative about AMD?

 

[AMDJunkie]

Hmmmm, just as good!

 

[Killbat]

Bah. Your company loyalty disgusts me anyhow.
The only large company worthy of blind loyalty is Nintendo and you know it!

 

[AMDJunkie]

I already devoted my email account to Nintendo, see!

 

[Killbat]

Got the new Dolphin/StarCube info from http://www.ign64.com?
Controller mock-ups and stuff!

 

[AMDJunkie]

Yep, I go there religiously. Oh, and can you wait a few minutes, I have to finish making my prayers to Shigaro Miyamoto.

 

[Killbat]

Is he a REAL god or just immortal?

*watching footage of upcoming Zelda64: Majora's Mask* *droooool*

 

[AMDJunkie]

I don't know, but we have a special machine to preserve his brain in case he dies.

 

[Killbat]

Ah, all is well, then. Carry on, Mr. Miyamoto, you're well taken care of.

 

[AMDJunkie]

I hope those MiniDVDs come in some sort of caddy, I give my cartridges lots of abuse!

 

[Killbat]

Maybe they'll be encased just like MDs?

Yea, that would solve the label problem.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Hey, now there is NO reason for Square to NOT develop for Nintendo. But should we let the traitors back?

 

[Killbat]

Perhaps. Like we have any say.

 

[AMDJunkie]

We can fly to Japan and egg their building!

 

[Killbat]

We can't do that. I wonder if Crash Bandicoot is still outside with that megaphone?

 

[AMDJunkie]

Nah, kicked his a$$ while the camera man was rolling. Of course they always edit out the good bits.

 

[Killbat]

Not before he could steal Mario Kart 64 source code to make Crash Team Racing, though.

 

[AMDJunkie]

You have to watch out for those secret pockets in those costumes.

 

[Killbat]

Speaking of mascots, we haven't heard much about blue porcupines or brown marsupials for a while. Is the big N the only company that can pick a mascot and stick to it?

 

[AMDJunkie]

Yes, the competition is quite sorry in the mascot department.

Where's my Metroid sequel?

 

[Killbat]

What about a Super Metroid port to GBA?

 

[AMDJunkie]

Oooooh, that would be awesome. I only wish you could get the super beam longer in the game.

 

[Killbat]

Eh, whaddya gonna do. GBA is gonna kick ass. Four player link capability with hardware handshaking and error correcting? *droool*