Ninja in Honda Accord attacks Apple Store

[NFS4]

:biggrin:

GREENSBORO, N.C. (WGHP)— The Apple Store in Greensboro will be closed all day Friday after a man crashed his car into the store at Friendly Center in an alleged burglary attempt, police said on Friday.

Greensboro police received a call around 4:43 a.m. after a dark gray or blue Honda crashed into the store. According to police, the man crashed into the store in a burglary attempt.

The suspect was dressed in what a witness told 107.5 KZL resembled a ninja suit, drove through the store's plate glass windows early Friday then ran away without taking anything.

A security guard in the store was not hurt in the 4:45 a.m. incident.

Police said the Honda that was abandoned at the store was reported stolen more than an hour after the crash.around 6 a.m.

Officers said there was only one person inside the vehicle.

http://www.myfox8.com/news/wghp-story-apple-store-crashed-friendly-110603,0,1305185.story

 

[SandEagle]

poor Honda

 

[sdifox]

I don't get it... he didn't even try to steal stuff after driving the car through the glass?

 

[Anonemous]

Uh so owner conveniently reports it stolen an hour after it was driven into an Apple store...

 

[ShawnD1]

Maybe he hates apple. Explains why he smashed shit but did not want any shit products.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

The ninja suit part makes me LOL.

 

[slayer202]

i'm sorry baby i had to crash that honda

 

[HAL9000]

i'm sorry baby i had to crash that honda

Win.

 

[NFS4]

i'm sorry baby i had to crash that honda

"I do not have a pot"

 

[Crono]

I yelled out, "For Microsoft and Windows Phoooooone!", then did a tuck and roll and tore out of there.

 

[yh125d]

Nevar forget

 

[BoberFett]

"I do not have a pot"

You were looking in the mirror and you wished you had some pot?

 

[gophins72]

should have worn a pirate suit, imo

 

[Printer Bandit]

:ninja:

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

hackintosh

 

[QueBert]

Uh so owner conveniently reports it stolen an hour after it was driven into an Apple store...

Uhh it happened at 4:45 in the morning, he probably got up for work at 5:30 and realized his car was gone shortly after. I'm pretty sure if my car was stolen at 4:45 I wouldn't know about it until later.

 

[corwin]

Maybe they were just looking for "apple" sauce?

 

[Ichinisan]

I don't get it... he didn't even try to steal stuff after driving the car through the glass?

He probably didn't realize there was a security guard until after the crash.

 

[CZroe]

I don't get it... he didn't even try to steal stuff after driving the car through the glass?

There was a guard in the store. Probably caught him off-guard.

 

[corwin]

There was a guard in the store. Probably caught him off-guard.

There was a guard in the store? But Apples are so afforable why would anyone need to steal one?

 

[Bignate603]

Uh so owner conveniently reports it stolen an hour after it was driven into an Apple store...

Would you notice your car was stolen at 4:45 in the morning? The guy probably reported it as soon as he went to head out for the day and realized his car was gone.

I think that the fact that the burglar dressed himself up as a ninja narrows down the pool of possible suspects. You're looking for either a crazy Japanese man or a nerd that thinks ninjas are cool.