Nigerian scammers are getting interesting

[Raduque]

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
INTERNET


ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington D.C
in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies
have recently been informed through our Global intelligence
monitoring network that your over-due contract payment
which was fully endorsed in your favour accordingly by the
Central Bank of Nigeria has not been claimed.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time
in screening through this project as stipulated on our
protocol of operation and have finally
confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and
hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful
right to claim your fund without any further delay.
We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the
Governor of the Central Bank office accordingly as we will
be monitoring all their services with you as well as your
correspondence at all level.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.
Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also
presented to them all the necessary documentation evidencing your
claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to
the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00
(Eight million United States Dollars), but the Central Bank office
did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally
before they go ahead on wiring your funds to the Bank information
which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that the
main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making
the investigation.

Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
via the private email of the governor with the below information accordingly:
(Please endeavour to use this code while contacting him --"CODE 777" )

NAME: Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal
Capital Territory, Nigeria.
Email: cbn777@sify.com
Phone: +234-805-121-5850


Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office
of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with
the above email address and request that they attend
to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you
receive your contract fund accordingly.

To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and
authenticate your given particulars below for certainty
and onward processing and release of you funds
as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by
them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure
as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated.
Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria
equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated
on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in
advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
Private email : robmull4@aol.com

Now they've enlisted the help of the FBI to give me my 8 million USD wired directly from the bank of nigeria. :awe:

 

[MoPHo]

Now they've enlisted the help of the FBI to give me my 8 million USD wired directly from the bank of nigeria. :awe:

Had me up until the AOL e-mail address. The government doesn't suck THAT much.

 

[videogames101]

had me up until the aol e-mail address. The government doesn't suck that much.

qft

 

[Red Squirrel]

Had me up until the AOL e-mail address. The government doesn't suck THAT much.

You'd think they would be smart enough to register a domain like fbi-investigation.com or something. At least TRY to make it look legit.

I like replying to those emails asking if they can roll it up in pennies.

 

[MoPHo]

You'd think they would be smart enough to register a domain like fbi-investigation.com or something. At least TRY to make it look legit.

I like replying to those emails asking if they can roll it up in pennies.

I just laughed at the idea of an agent giving out a personal e-mail addy. Especially one that spells the last name of the agent wrong.

 

[Nik]

Sweet. Now, because they're claiming to be FBI, you can forward this to the FBI's e-branch.

 

[Raduque]

Sweet. Now, because they're claiming to be FBI, you can forward this to the FBI's e-branch.

Excellent idea, just forwarded it to fbi@aol.com :awe:

 

[CPA]

Hey, if it's "hitch free" it's got to be legit.

 

[techs]

I can haz taser?

 

[RaistlinZ]

"We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.
Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also
presented to them all the necessary documentation evidencing your
claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to
the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00
(Eight million United States Dollars), but the Central Bank office
did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally
before they go ahead on wiring your funds to the Bank information
which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that the
main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making
the investigation."


Holy run-on sentences, Batman!

And yeah, the robmull@aol.com is equally hilarious. :biggrin:

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
INTERNET

rofl.

 

[Brainonska511]

The sad part is to think of how many morons fall for these scams that it is profitable in time/money to keep sending out these bogus emails.

 

[techs]

The sad part is to think of how many morons fall for these scams that it is profitable in time/money to keep sending out these bogus emails.

I wonder if the bad language is intentional. Only morons would fail to see the major errors, just the kind of people stupid enough to fall for the scam.
This way they don't get lots of worthless spam by people who might reply if written correctly, but too smart to actually send money.

Nigerians fighting spam?

 

[bignateyk]

Hey, if they can actually find people dumb enough to fall for this stuff, more power to them.