Nicotine Addiction

[herdmaster]

heres the plan. i am a smoker and can't stop so i will move to California. i understand smoking is almost completely banned in the whole state. being addicted as i am, i will be unable to work anywhere in california. so i collect social security disability payments because i can't hold a job because of my addiction. works for the alchoholics and drugies why not the smokers?

 

[sandorski]

Lol! Great plan!

You could just get the patch to feed the habit. I'm a smoker too and am thinking of the patch since my attempt to use Zyban a year back gave me hives, yech!!

 

[Russ]

Any wimp can quit smoking. It takes a man with stones to stare cancer in the face.

Russ, NCNE

 

[ltk007]

Russ, a little insensative. I've seen what lung cancer can do to people and its not pretty. Drop the habit for your health and for common courtesy to the people around you.

 

[RU482]

Ooooo, I think I know what comes next...

 

[Russ]

ltk007,

I'll get back to you on that, after I get done with this Marlboro.

Russ, NCNE

 

[InTheClouds]

Tommorrow will make a year since I quit. I have gained 20 lb's though.

 

[searcher]

"stones", as in, "rocks in your head"?

EDIT cause I ain't smart enough to make a smiley work.
(much better.)
Michael

 

[Loggerman]

GOD hates a Quitter!!!!!!

 

[Loggerman]

GOD hates a Quitter!!!!!!

 

[ltk007]

God hates double posters

(actually he hates no one cept maybe the devil I never could figure that out)

 

[Doomer]

Why not just move to Fla. and cash in on the Corp. bonanza the courts just handed smokers.

 

[Howard]

Yeah, but God hates a winner even more!

Especially Winners, where they sell God-forsaken clothes, lol!

 

[sandorski]

LOL!

Thanks Russ for that inspirational piece!

 

[compuwiz1]

Better yet, just join one of the Class action suits against the tobbaco companys and retire on your $11.29 per month. :Q