Nick Burns... your company's computer guy.

sillymofo

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SNL, man, that script is hella funny. Anybody does NOT know who he is?

Link removed... sorry... it's a new month.

If you want to mirror it, fine, it's 50+ mg.
 

StevenYoo

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Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
SNL, man, that script is hella funny. Anybody does NOT know who he is?

we got a guy JUST like him over at Cooper Union.

man, the stereotype is SO true...
 

Pex

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hell fix your computer, then hes gonna make fun of you..cause hes nick burns...your company's computer guy.
 

Wingznut

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Awesome skit! I have no idea why they quit doing it... It beats the hell out of so many of the skits that they continue to do.
 

Yax

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Originally posted by: Wingznut
Awesome skit! I have no idea why they quit doing it... It beats the hell out of so many of the skits that they continue to do.

The average viewers (Al Bundy types) don't understand it.
 

PanzerIV

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I have wanted to do that so badly and have been tempted to do so. When telling somebody to copy and paste becomes an agonizing torture of ineptitude my patience wears thin.
 

Freejack2

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Well one thing is for sure, I'd be fired if I acted like him. But, he does put across how it feels to be a tech sometimes. :p

Nothing quite like telling a user for the 10,000th time that their problem is because of all the adware they have on their system. It'd be so much fun to lay into these people.

Tech: "Your computer crashed again because you have too much adware on here."
User: "Huh, what's adware?"
Tech: "For the 10,000th time it's what happens when you go to shady websites and install their software. You're not supposed to be browsing for porn on your company's time anyhow. What's the matter not getting it at home so you're browsing chickswithdix.com on the company computer?"
User: "What?!? I'm calling your boss right now."
Tech: "Go right ahead. I'm sure your boss would love to see this list of websites you've been visiting while you're supposed to be working."
User: "You wouldn't dare!"
Tech: "Wanna bet loser?"
 

Deeko

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The sad thing...majority of IST majors get that job. Hence why I went into CS and not IST. I'd hate to have that job, and with little room to advance.
 

Pex

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Originally posted by: Deeko
The sad thing...majority of IST majors get that job. Hence why I went into CS and not IST. I'd hate to have that job, and with little room to advance.



yea you know with all the outsources going on makes the computer industry super stable