My dad once told me when he was five that he thought it was cool to sing this song about fishies swiming in a dam. He could get away with saying the word dam in front of his parents as often as he wanted
Guy in store: Hey, your wife has some real nice melons...
Peter: Hey--
Lois: Peter, I'm holding melons.
Guy in store: And her hooters ain't bad either!
Peter: What the--
Lois: Peter, I'm holding hooters.
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