Nice! My bitch roommate might be moving out...

[brigden]

Hurrah!

Someone of you may remember a few of my rants about my bitchy roommate. Well, she's probably going to be moving out. She just finished explaining to one of my other roommates that she's unhappy here and that she may move back home with her rents.

The thing is, at the centre of every single disagreement, there she lies. If there's an issue in our otherwise peaceful household, she's there.

Before she moved in she was sweet as sugar. The day she moved in she was moaning about the central air being on. She soon began bitching, rolling her eyes, spoiling for fights, leaving nasty and rude notes, and storming about the house, slamming doors.

Over the course of her living here I have learned that none of her co-workers like her, she hasn't got a single friend, and she goes through internet dates like I go through popped-up collars. She can't keep a guy around long because she's a miserable bitch.

She's feeling sorry for herself, but I have no sympathy. She has brought it all upon herself.

 

[DurocShark]

She needs to be spanked.

Make sure you take care of this before she moves. With pics of course. You WILL be graded.

😛

 

Originally posted by: brigden
...she goes through internet dates like I go through popped-up collars.

Sounds like a housing situation from hell.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
She needs to be spanked.

Make sure you take care of this before she moves. With pics of course. You WILL be graded.

😛

Spanked with what? A billboard?

She's business class, baby.

 

[yankeesfan]

if i didn't read what you posted, by just looking at the title, I was going to say, "Good for her." But, it is now, "Good for you."

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

pics? how does she look? now that she's leaving, it shouldn't matter to you to post pics of her if she looks good

 

[Dissipate]

I'd hit it.

 

[imported_Strang]

Congrats, things like that can immeasurably improve standards of living, heh. I know when I moved into my own apartment away from my roommate (who wasn't as bad as yours from the sound of it, but still had his quirks), it was great.

:beer:

 

[DannyLove]

I think she needs to get laid. Where you live?

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: Dissipate
I'd hit it.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. :roll:

 

[Feldenak]

Isn't this 2 roommates in a row you've had problems with?

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Isn't this 2 roommates in a row you've had problems with?

Yeah.

But, I've also kept the same roommate for over two years and we've never once fought, argued, or even had a disagreement. We're too completely different people with totally different tastes, but we get along great.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Isn't this 2 roommates in a row you've had problems with?

Yeah.

But, I've also kept the same roommate for over two years and we've never once fought, argued, or even had a disagreement. We're too completely different people with totally different tastes, but we get along great.

Maybe the two of you are just a pain in the ass to live with? I personally can't think of a serious problem I've ever had with any of my roommates.

 

[silverpig]

Is she hot? 🙂

Try and get some first. 😀

 

[her209]

This thread is useless without :camera:s.

 

[BooGiMaN]

she saw you naked didn't she...thats the real reason she is moving isn't it.....

did you explain about there being shrinkage because you were cold?

i told you about putting mini pop up collars on your wang didn't i

 

[JDub02]

My situation is similar ... my one roommate is *hopefully* moving out. things were going well until recently when he started bringing his idiot g/f over. She looks and eats like a horse. Ate a bunch of my food. Is a complete slob.

He was supposed to move out today .. didn't happen. Now I need to find out why. :|

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: DannyLove
I think she needs to get laid. Where you live?

a dannylove~! post! :Q :shocked:

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Isn't this 2 roommates in a row you've had problems with?

Yeah.

But, I've also kept the same roommate for over two years and we've never once fought, argued, or even had a disagreement. We're too completely different people with totally different tastes, but we get along great.

Maybe the two of you are just a pain in the ass to live with? I personally can't think of a serious problem I've ever had with any of my roommates.

No, I'm a joy to live with. I barely make a peep, except on weekends. I never leave a mess, eat other people's food, and I do all the chores myself.

I was warned about her AFTER she moved in.

I've just got bad luck.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Is this the sub-hot friend of your girlfriend?

 

[Xionide]

You just had to bring out the collar thing didnt you.

-Xionide

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Xionide
You just had to bring out the collar thing didnt you.

-Xionide

I've been told my self-deprecating sense of humour is charming.