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NewTerm "Heterosexual with complications"

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AnMig

Golden Member
Ted Haggard explains his orientation


Don't know this person, didn't now there was a scandal, just found it funny how it he tries to explain his orientation.

"My first therapist says that I am a Heterosexual with homosexual attachments"

"My current counselor says your a Heterosexual with complications"

I think it would have worked out better for him if he just said "I was cured by the holy spirit" at least some of his remaining followers will buy that.

Disclaimer
I am heterosexual male without complications
I have no problems with homosexuality
I have nothing against Christians
I posted this for the comedic value and potential new catch phrase
I searched for re-post did not come up searches with Haggard, Ted, gay(came up with to many hits 🙂)

peace
 
I saw the Trials of Ted Haggard last night on HBO. It almost made me sympathetic to the man until I did further research. Per mosh, the failboat captain indeed.


 
Howard Stern was talking about this yesterday and played some of the clips from Oprah's show. It was pretty funny and shows how hypocritical these people are. Guy had the best scam going with his mega-church and gets caught doing meth and blowing some dude. Oops...
 
"My current counselor says your a Heterosexual with complications *"



*complications may include doing lines of meth off the naked bodies of rentboys I plan to engage in kinky sex with
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Originally posted by: Ocguy31
You see, I love vagina. But I like complicated vaginas........the ones with balls.
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Hey, if you go both ways, it doubles your chance of getting some.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
You see, I love vagina. But I like complicated vaginas........the ones with balls.
Click to expand...

Hey, if you go both ways, it doubles your chance of getting some.
Click to expand...

Not really though, because not everybody of your same sex is willing to (especially for males)
 
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
You see, I love vagina. But I like complicated vaginas........the ones with balls.
Click to expand...

Hey, if you go both ways, it doubles your chance of getting some.
Click to expand...

Not really though, because not everybody of your same sex is willing to (especially for males)
Click to expand...

???? Its way easier for gay males to have random no-strings-attached sex than it is for straight guys. Just think about it: most guys are way easier than girls.
 
Originally posted by: n yusef
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
You see, I love vagina. But I like complicated vaginas........the ones with balls.
Click to expand...

Hey, if you go both ways, it doubles your chance of getting some.
Click to expand...

Not really though, because not everybody of your same sex is willing to (especially for males)
Click to expand...

???? Its way easier for gay males to have random no-strings-attached sex than it is for straight guys. Just think about it: most guys are way easier than girls.
Click to expand...

Racist.
 
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