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Newegg vs Amazon

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Why does it take Newegg 1 or 2 days to process a order sometimes and there is no guarantee of getting the order out same day like there is with Amazon?

You would think Newegg would want to compete with Amazon.

They do as they offer Shoprunner and Premiere shipping options, similar to Prime.
However, shipping speed is not a highly technical discussion.
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Probably has something to do with the quantum phase-shifting vortex realignment process topology. Newegg uses a dual rasterizing photonic ionization pattern with gravitation-dependent gluons (being gravitation-dependent, the gluons are rendered inefficient unless hermetically sealed in a field-oscillating time-domain vaccum, which is extremely difficult if not impossible unless you have a magnetic disruption transitive array - these are extremely expensive and consume an enormous amount of energy), while Amazon uses a quad conduction phase changing level shifter with auxiliary synchronized boost storage collectors.

In layman's terms, Amazon is better at what they do.
 
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