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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/14/opinion/14blow.html?ref=opinionJustin Bieber for President
Maybe we should just let the children run the country, at least until the recession is over. They appear to be the only people not bubbling over with anger, anxiety and frustration.
I say Justin Bieber for president. I know he was born in Canada, but since Republicans want to tinker with the Constitution anyway, why not? Besides, Im not sure many would notice the difference. Beiber knows how to draw a crowd, get them all excited and then break their hearts. For vice president, maybe they could find a booster seat for Zahara Jolie-Pitt. She probably has about as much message discipline as Joe Biden.
Besides, we need some African-birth-certificate drama for continuity.
And they say they don't want to ruin the country? What's next? Russians or Iranians or Venezuelans for president? Why can't we just stick with Americans? Not exotic or organic enough?