New York Mayor Bloomberg denied 2nd slice of pizza

[Fenixgoon]

The pizzeria determined it was unhealthy for him to eat a second slice

BRAVO

hopefully Bloomberg understands a little bit better what his idea of "making people healthy" really means, and will do well to avoid micromanaging the citizens of NY (yes i know it won't actually happen).

and may this serve a warning to anyone who would invite this type of government regulation.

Satire site ftw

aw sonofabitch

 

[shortylickens]

If I owned a dinky little pizzaria in New York city I would NOT SHIT ALL OVER THE FUCKING MAYOR!

Dumbass...

 

[Uhtrinity]

Satire site ftw

 

[shortylickens]

Satire site ftw

Ahhh, that makes it only slightly more amusing.

Truth be told, I could actually believe it really happened.

 

[waggy]

Lol that would be great it true.

 

[Imp]

Should have just limited him to a smaller sized pizza.

 

[Slew Foot]

that would be funny if true. Though id expect the store to have an "accident"

 

[michal1980]

fake story is fake.

If it was real life bloomdick would send his health department on the pizza place and shut them down.

 

[Incorruptible]

Satire but it would be hilarious if someone said no to that piece of shit.

 

[piasabird]

More government is never the solution. We need to get rid of homeland security. It is more like Nazi Spy Network.

 

[nextJin]

What is with all these fake stories getting posted? Are people really that stupid?