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New years eve and the police

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acemcmac

Lifer
I hosted a party this weekend that started thursday night with a lan party, included breakfast at our favorite local diner and ended with a blast of a new years eve party. The keg never kicked. There was plenty of JD and scotch to go around... the cigars were to die for (macanudo and monte cristo) and the cop who hassled us while we were on my porch after the ball dropped "looking for where we stashed our weed" ended up bssing with us about his camaro and letting us go....

what a great night....

but yeah.... on that cop.....

theLonleyPhoenix and about half a dozen of our highschool chums (most are also OT'ers) were sitting on the back porch of my apartment after the ball dropped.... we were pretty drunk.... I walked off to take a piss and when I looked back around my shoulder, a cop had walked out of the shadows and was hassling my buddies. I kept walking around the building and got my jacket from my car, then came back to see what was up.

cop: "what did you just go dump?"
me: "huh? I got my jacket from my car"

he throws around more baseless accusations and uses the exact words "look, I can tell you guys are all really f*cked up, just tell me where the marijuana is. I just heard one of you talking about it, are you calling me a liar?" My friends assured me that nobody was talking about weed while I was out for my walk. More BS passes.

cop: "well, if you arent doing drugs, wtf is this for?" [holds up 2$ spool of stainless steel wire with 12" straightened end]
my buddy: "officer, we've been looking for long, low gauge wires for a week to use as draw rods for our cigars and came up broke, we used that to poke draw holes in our cigars tonight"
cop: "about those cigars, what's in them?"
me: "the finest tobacco in the world, hand rolled on the thighs of a princess from the dominican reupiblic, lawfully imported and purchaced at the cigar shop in town"

more bs passses

cop: "fine. oh, and by the way you do know I can search your car, right?"
me: "sure thing officer [I offer my keys]. Silver mustang, right out front"
cop: "I should arrest you just for that. I hate mustang drivers."
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my pontiac loving friend (who was also far more sober than I) helped steer the conversation onto the cop's car... cop ended up leaving when he realized that he would only be getting a few very mild underage citations when there were "more serious problems" elswhere on campus. :laugh: good thing the blinds were drawn or hed have looked in the living room and seen the keg.... oh man we'd have been so busted....

cliff notes:
I had a blast this weekend
I acted camly when a cop grossly abused my rights (the calm part being a first for me)
I am hungover and getting ready to format my computer... very happy that tomorrow is sunday and not monday

edit: changed title to better reflect OP 😉
 
he was actually starting to get irritated at the end because we insisted on asking him questions about his car and keeping him from focusing on anything even remotley relevant to his job and he clearly wanted to get some busts that would make him look good....

I'll bet half of us would have sobered up on our way to the station to be brethalyzed....
 
The best part was when acemcmac offered to let the cop search his car if he didn't believe that we had nothing illegal on us. He held out the keys and said "The silver Mustang in front", and the cop said "You own a Mustang? Now I gotta arrest you."

:laugh:

That cop just melted out of the shadows, completely surprised all of us. I'm not entirely sure why he didn't search us though... he kept accusing us of having weed ("What are your cigars laced with?" "What did your friend go dump over there?" "Which one of you is carrying it?" etc.), and we were all obviously drunk... seemed like he had a good enough excuse to search us if he really though one of us was carrying something illegal. I guess he was just trying to strong-arm every kid he saw into confession?
 
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: Colt45
wow, sounds like he had too much spare time.
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What's a university cop supposed to do with his time, investigate homicides? This is their job... hunting down kids at parties.
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:beer: 😀 :beer:

well put.
 
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: Colt45
wow, sounds like he had too much spare time.
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What's a university cop supposed to do with his time, investigate homicides? This is their job... hunting down kids at parties.
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Ah, didn't realize it was a campus cop.
 
Originally posted by: Colt45
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: Colt45
wow, sounds like he had too much spare time.
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What's a university cop supposed to do with his time, investigate homicides? This is their job... hunting down kids at parties.
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Ah, didn't realize it was a campus cop.
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this whole thing happened on university property and the campus cops are fully deputized.... we watched one take off and chase a car that lit fireworks in the stadium parking lot more than half a mile off campus, where he made the subsequent and fully legal traffic stop and citation. Our univerity police are also called to other jurisdictions to reinforce town cops and stuff.... they're very real, carry real guns and abuse real rights of kids.... 🙂
 
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