New way to get drunk

[Texashiker]

Here is a report of vodka soaked tampons and butt chugging The alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream.

What is the problem with kids wanting to get high or drunk?

When I read the link about butt chugging and vodka soaked tampons, that has to be an all time low for trying to get wasted.

Really? Kids are going to stick a tube up their butt to get drunk? What is the world coming to?

 

[spidey07]

That is a really good way to kill yourself. Very dangerous.

 

[Nebor]

You linked to an article that's clearly calling into question the accuracy of those reports. Virtually no one is actually doing these things. It's not the next big thing.

Calm down there Jesus Pete. Jasper, TX is still safe from alcohol, drugs, dancing, and gays. I'm not so sure about the blacks though, it's been a while since you've put them in their place.

 

[thraashman]

Alcohol burns. I don't know anyone that would intentionally shove liquor into one of those orifices just to get more drunk. The pain would not be worth the reward.

 

[ElFenix]

You linked to an article that's clearly calling into question the accuracy of those reports. Virtually no one is actually doing these things. It's not the next big thing.

Calm down there Jesus Pete. Jasper, TX is still safe from alcohol, drugs, dancing, and gays. I'm not so sure about the blacks though, it's been a while since you've put them in their place.

i love when real media thinks that internet hoaxes and pranks actually happen

 

[peonyu]

If any kid did that I doubt he would be seen as cool, more likely he would be seen as a huge queer [no offense] for putting something up his ass, and beat up routinely for it.

 

[Kadarin]

That is a really good way to kill yourself. Very dangerous.

Yes, it is.

 

[Ausm]

Google Blackwater and butt chugging if you need a good laugh.

 

[JSt0rm]

hope the girls don't stat putting belgian ales in their coo. That would be one beast of a yeast infection. So bad in fact you would probably have to send it to college one day.

 

[Ninjahedge]

I am trying, without clicking the link, to figure out how this is possible or practical.

1. Tampons are not free.
2. They are kind of tightly packed when in the applicator (see the commercials). That being the case, how much could they really absorb?
3. regardless of how quick it is absorbed into the blood stream, you still need a certain percentage to get drunk. Spikes may risk blindness (see 151 or everclear).

This just seems stupid. That stupidity, in and of itself, makes me believe there is SOMEONE out there trying it (maybe at this very moment).

 

[Ninjahedge]

hope the girls don't stat putting belgian ales in their coo. That would be one beast of a yeast infection. So bad in fact you would probably have to send it to college one day.

New definition of Belgian Blonde.....

 

[JSt0rm]

New definition of Belgian Blonde.....

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

The people you see dying from that are dumping like a full liter in themselves. It's stupid either way but overblown in how dangerous it is.

 

[ichy]

Remember when there was the big fuss about jenkem? Kids were supposedly huffing fumes from their own shit. Only problem is that the story was typical moral panic BS and no one was actually doing it.

Never trust media stories about high schoolers and sex/booze/drugs.

 

[Ninjahedge]

ichy, they were 100% on about huffers. (Although there was never a widespread problem)

YMMV.

 

[Ausm]

new definition of belgian blonde.....

lmfao

 

[Macamus Prime]

Snopes.com lists the truth status of this tale as "undetermined."

I think someone just wanted to see how many idiots will try to insert beer into their own assholes.

"Hey brah! It's like a total trip,.. man! Go fer it!"
"No way! Yur like, a liar, brah!"
"Naw brah, check it out, it's like on the internet!!!"
"WHOA!! I can't wait to get facked up!!! LOL!!"

 

[ichy]

ichy, they were 100% on about huffers. (Although there was never a widespread problem)

YMMV.

Huffers sure, but do you know what the jenkem moral panic was about? You will not find one documented case of kids in the US getting high on their own shit.

 

[Macamus Prime]

How about the kids who were getting "high" on loud music?

Bottom line; bored middle America children have successfully trolled the media.

 

[Ninjahedge]

What about holding your breath and being smacked up the backside of your head?


Odd that these kids LOOK for noxious fumes from cleaning products to inhale rather than using them to kill insects like a NORMAL kid.....

 

[kage69]

Once back in college I went to a club with the girl I was seeing at the time. We ended up meeting and chilling with some girls from her dorm, who then in turn invited two of their gay friends to come over to our table. These guys looked to have a big chip on their shoulders about something, so later on after a few drinks I asked them what's up, why the tude? They were in the middle of an argument with a larger group of their friends (all fabulous) who were in attendance but had elected to ram Ecstasy tabs up their asses in a bid to get royally messed up.
Seems its all the rage in certain parts of Florida.

I heard later the same crowd got this tiny pixie of a girl to try it and she promptly went to the hospital. lol I'm guessing that led to a fun conversation with the doctor and parents!


I think if you tried that with any kind of potent hooch you'd probably put yourself in a coma.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

When my mother was a judge she once had a woman appear before her on a very aggravated DUI - she was driving with a .48% BAC, which is more than enough to kill most people. It turned out she had injected vodka. Obviously taking in alcohol through other than oral means is very dangerous, since you can't throw it up . . .

 

[Binarycow]

hey, at least if they die from it, they'd die with a clean yayyay.

 

[davmat787]

I'm disappointed no one has pointed out that ramming an eighth of weed up their ass won't induce death or a coma unlike alcohol.

 

[UberNeuman]

I'm disappointed no one has pointed out that ramming an eighth of weed up their ass won't induce death or a coma unlike alcohol.

That's true - however it does cause you to start stuffing handfuls of Doritos up there....

\or so I've been told....