Very serious.............read all........
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything
on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the
while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows,
It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. And if you don't send this to 5000 people
in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot
straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person
nearest you.
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything
on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the
while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows,
It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. And if you don't send this to 5000 people
in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot
straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person
nearest you.
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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