New twist on a old joke

[Brutuskend]

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."

 

[n7]

😀

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

LOL

 

[dighn]

oh shlt wrong thread

 

[The Godfather]

Hm.. i got it but didnt laugh.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It would have been somewhat funny, but for some reason the "Nice trade, sir" part made the joke a lot better.

8/10

 

[Midlander]

Good update on the joke. :thumbsup:

 

[spherrod]

😀

 

[Vonkhan]

good 1 lol 😀

 

[Finns14]

I don't get it

 

[jadinolf]

My two favorite senators.

Good trade.

 

[bmacd]

lol

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