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candicec

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Dear Anandtechies?

I'm here to say Hi! I'm new to Anandtech, and I already feel like home. I've read enough to figure out this post will probably get a cookie...and I'll probably be barraged with questions for pics..If you have to ask, you're retarded.

I also unfortunately know too much about Skywalker66's love/lack of sex life, and Stefan's love/sex life...and am distraught about all these posts titled YAGT where the blind lead the blind. Just buy some porn and lube...and you're set. Don't need the girl...maybe just the FLESHLIGHT...

I am female, so you'll probably just see me post in the OFF TOPIC section...where I will monitor my boyfriend's posts. : )

Anyone who can beat FrustratedUser's 150GB of porn can PM me.

Luv, a soon to be LIFER,

Candice

 

RossMAN

Grand Nagus
Feb 24, 2000
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Hi Candice,

Welcome to the AT forums :p

Who were you before you were banned? j/k ;)
 

Schadenfroh

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Mar 8, 2003
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greetings, dont go into the following:

Politcs and news (all they know is evil and hate)
leave ATOT (you will be sucked in by the addiction)
Distributive computing (you will find yourself going broke building machines to crunch numbers)
Hot Deals (you will go broke by buying things because you can get them for such a damn good price)
Highly Technical (or you will become uber geek)
Forum Issues (you dont want to see us talking about you, do you?)
 
Aug 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: candicec
Dear Anandtechies?

I'm here to say Hi! I'm new to Anandtech, and I already feel like home. I've read enough to figure out this post will probably get a cookie...and I'll probably be barraged with questions for pics..If you have to ask, you're retarded.

I also unfortunately know too much about Skywalker66's love/lack of sex life, and Stefan's love/sex life...and am distraught about all these posts titled YAGT where the blind lead the blind. Just buy some porn and lube...and you're set. Don't need the girl...maybe just the FLESHLIGHT...

I am female, so you'll probably just see me post in the OFF TOPIC section...where I will monitor my boyfriend's posts. : )

Anyone who can beat FrustratedUser's 150GB of porn can PM me.

Luv, a soon to be LIFER,

Candice

So until they beat me I can PM you?
:D
 

sygyzy

Lifer
Oct 21, 2000
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What a lucky boyfriend, to have someone like you to monitor his every move and keep the whip crackin.
 

theNEOone

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Apr 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: sygyzy
What a lucky boyfriend, to have someone like you to monitor his every move and keep the whip crackin.
yah, and become a lifer along the way. what a lucky guy.........

:roll:


=|
 

maddogchen

Diamond Member
Feb 17, 2004
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who is Skywalker66? I've been here this long and haven't seen these skywalker YAGTs. Who were you before you were banned?
 

K1052

Elite Member
Aug 21, 2003
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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: candicec
Dear Anandtechies?

I'm here to say Hi! I'm new to Anandtech, and I already feel like home. I've read enough to figure out this post will probably get a cookie...and I'll probably be barraged with questions for pics..If you have to ask, you're retarded.

I also unfortunately know too much about Skywalker66's love/lack of sex life, and Stefan's love/sex life...and am distraught about all these posts titled YAGT where the blind lead the blind. Just buy some porn and lube...and you're set. Don't need the girl...maybe just the FLESHLIGHT...

I am female, so you'll probably just see me post in the OFF TOPIC section...where I will monitor my boyfriend's posts. : )

Anyone who can beat FrustratedUser's 150GB of porn can PM me.

Luv, a soon to be LIFER,

Candice

So until they beat me I can PM you?
:D

Ahem...I hereby offer my services to verify FrustratedUser's claim that he has 150 gigs of the material in question.

A complete copy on dvds should be mailed to me promptly to ensure the validity of his claim.
 

Hammer

Lifer
Oct 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: sygyzy
What a lucky boyfriend, to have someone like you to monitor his every move and keep the whip crackin.
yah, and become a lifer along the way. what a lucky guy.........

:roll:


=|

LOL :beer:
 

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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I just have a hard time believing anyone could possibly have as much as 150 gigs of porn.

What does he do? Buy entire DVDs of the stuff?

 
Aug 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: candicec
Dear Anandtechies?

I'm here to say Hi! I'm new to Anandtech, and I already feel like home. I've read enough to figure out this post will probably get a cookie...and I'll probably be barraged with questions for pics..If you have to ask, you're retarded.

I also unfortunately know too much about Skywalker66's love/lack of sex life, and Stefan's love/sex life...and am distraught about all these posts titled YAGT where the blind lead the blind. Just buy some porn and lube...and you're set. Don't need the girl...maybe just the FLESHLIGHT...

I am female, so you'll probably just see me post in the OFF TOPIC section...where I will monitor my boyfriend's posts. : )

Anyone who can beat FrustratedUser's 150GB of porn can PM me.

Luv, a soon to be LIFER,

Candice

So until they beat me I can PM you?
:D

Ahem...I hereby offer my services to verify FrustratedUser's claim that he has 150 gigs of the material in question.

A complete copy on dvds should be mailed to me promptly to ensure the validity of his claim.

OMGWATERMELON.

That would take like forever to copy all that $hit to DVD. It's on CD-R now.