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New title for the next Harry Potter novel released today.

Harry Potter and the Strap-On of Fire

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sluts


😛
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Harry Potter and the Strap-On of Fire

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sluts


😛
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phallus?
 
Harry Potter and the Other Side.

No, that's not a gay pun. I figured based on the bit with <name deleted to prevent spoilage> dying in the last one he'd go to the other side to bring 'em back.


P.S. The Half-Blood Prince is probably Hagrid. Think about it.
 
Originally posted by: yukichigai
Harry Potter and the Other Side.

No, that's not a gay pun. I figured based on the bit with <name deleted to prevent spoilage> dying in the last one he'd go to the other side to bring 'em back.


P.S. The Half-Blood Prince is probably Hagrid. Think about it.

SPOILERS

well (name deleted) did die in the last one, but why cant harry just use the time twister and get him back??

hagrid is a half giant, dunno bout prince
 
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
Harry Potter and the Countdown to Hermoine's 18th Birthday



/joking

you know its going to happen

Oh I'm sure there's some sort of disturbing fan fiction out there along those lines. Naturally the very thought of that crap is disturbing.
 
Originally posted by: yukichigai
Harry Potter and the Other Side.

No, that's not a gay pun. I figured based on the bit with <name deleted to prevent spoilage> dying in the last one he'd go to the other side to bring 'em back.


P.S. The Half-Blood Prince is probably Hagrid. Think about it.

I dunno. Hagrid's mother was a giantess right? First of all, giant's typically don't do well in organized societies, so why bother with royalty? There was a leader, and that leader was whoever was the bigger meaner, nastier giant.

I don't think it's Hagrid.
 
Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
Harry Potter and the Countdown to Hermoine's 18th Birthday



/joking

you know its going to happen

Oh I'm sure there's some sort of disturbing fan fiction out there along those lines. Naturally the very thought of that crap is disturbing.
A few days ago on Fark there was a link to some guy's fansite with a freshly-added Emma Watson countdown page.
 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: yukichigai
Harry Potter and the Other Side.

No, that's not a gay pun. I figured based on the bit with <name deleted to prevent spoilage> dying in the last one he'd go to the other side to bring 'em back.


P.S. The Half-Blood Prince is probably Hagrid. Think about it.

SPOILERS

well (name deleted) did die in the last one, but why cant harry just use the time twister and get him back??

hagrid is a half giant, dunno bout prince

he didn't die, he disappeared into that mirror gate thing.
 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: yukichigai
Harry Potter and the Other Side.

No, that's not a gay pun. I figured based on the bit with <name deleted to prevent spoilage> dying in the last one he'd go to the other side to bring 'em back.


P.S. The Half-Blood Prince is probably Hagrid. Think about it.

SPOILERS

well (name deleted) did die in the last one, but why cant harry just use the time twister and get him back??

hagrid is a half giant, dunno bout prince

That would require violating some of the basic laws (and warnings) Hermoine gave Harry about time travel in the third book. It's an interesting idea, but I don't think it'd happen.

I could see Harry talking to <name deleted> through the archway or trying a spell instead. Remember, Luna said something like "he's not really gone" and "didn't you hear the whispering?" to Harry at the end of the fifth book.

yukichigai - I know about the countdown, but I'm referring to something more like the SNL skit with Lindsay Lohan.
 
Originally posted by: Azraele
he didn't die, he disappeared into that mirror gate thing.
Yeah but the implication is that he can't come back. He's gone.

he'll be back. they can imply all they want but unless there's a body he ain't dead. why else would he "die" in such a mysterious way.
 
Damn it, I was hoping for something like Harry Potter and The Five Point Palm-Exploding Heart Technique. 😉

Can you just imagine what a Potter movie with Tarantino at the helm would be like? 😛
 
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