It seems like the shows that I've seen are pretty boring except for Smallville (Lana...aaaa). So, it got me thinking as to what kind of shows I would like to see on the tube.
1). An Iron Chef spinoff using randomly picked people as the competitors and recycled food -- without the "judges" knowing. The winner will be the one picked by the judge who does not throw up after revealing the ingredients.
2). Bum Wars. The idea is to pick off random bums from the street and get them to compete with each other for a job. Of course, they would be required to sign a contract stating that they have to work at the local McDonalds, Burger King, or 711 for a month after winning the job.
3). Trick Date. A gal/guy would be made to look like the opposite sex and see the contestants' reactions when they realized they just had a close encounter of the same kind.
4). Ned Flanders Hour. The show will be devoted to "feel good" TV where a family/person in need is surpised with a good deed. For instance, a dad who cannot afford to buy toys for his kids for the holidays is suprised by a George Bush look-alike dressed as Satan with a bag filled with toys. The hidden message of the show is to make people realize that the President is wasting the country's time and money by sending troops to other troublesome countries when in fact he can easily drop the bomb and wipe their existence forever. Goodbye North Korea and Iraq.
1). An Iron Chef spinoff using randomly picked people as the competitors and recycled food -- without the "judges" knowing. The winner will be the one picked by the judge who does not throw up after revealing the ingredients.
2). Bum Wars. The idea is to pick off random bums from the street and get them to compete with each other for a job. Of course, they would be required to sign a contract stating that they have to work at the local McDonalds, Burger King, or 711 for a month after winning the job.
3). Trick Date. A gal/guy would be made to look like the opposite sex and see the contestants' reactions when they realized they just had a close encounter of the same kind.
4). Ned Flanders Hour. The show will be devoted to "feel good" TV where a family/person in need is surpised with a good deed. For instance, a dad who cannot afford to buy toys for his kids for the holidays is suprised by a George Bush look-alike dressed as Satan with a bag filled with toys. The hidden message of the show is to make people realize that the President is wasting the country's time and money by sending troops to other troublesome countries when in fact he can easily drop the bomb and wipe their existence forever. Goodbye North Korea and Iraq.
