NEW SCAM

Brutuskend

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WARNING: This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red-light a young, nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield.
While she is doing this another person opens your back door and steals anything of value in the car.

They are very good at this. They got me 7 times Monday and 5 times more on Wednesday.

I wasn't able to find them today.

 

Sqube

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If you need help finding these people, I volunteer to sacrifice some of the things from my car so that we can find these people and bring them to my house.

Or justice. Whichever you prefer.
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend

WARNING: This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red-light a young, nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield.
While she is doing this another person opens your back door and steals anything of value in the car.

They are very good at this. They got me 7 times Monday and 5 times more on Wednesday.

I wasn't able to find them today.

considering that you ride a bicycle this had to be quite interesting :p
 

lancestorm

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Brutuskend

WARNING: This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red-light a young, nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield.
While she is doing this another person opens your back door and steals anything of value in the car.

They are very good at this. They got me 7 times Monday and 5 times more on Wednesday.

I wasn't able to find them today.

considering that you ride a bicycle this had to be quite interesting :p

DISS! boooo!!!
 

biostud

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Just hide a couple of very hungry dobbermans in your trunk.

Or a fake body
 

elektrolokomotive

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Brutuskend

WARNING: This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red-light a young, nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield.
While she is doing this another person opens your back door and steals anything of value in the car.

They are very good at this. They got me 7 times Monday and 5 times more on Wednesday.

I wasn't able to find them today.

considering that you ride a bicycle this had to be quite interesting :p

Do you wear glasses, Brutuskend?

 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Hrmmm...

1. Stop at traffic light.
2. Enter naked window washer chica
3. Robbed of all posessions not latched down.
4. ...
5. Profit!

I'm in!
 

aplefka

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I'll take a Brutuskend joke any day over all these other assholes who think this is an open mic club! :p