New SCAM at Home Depot !

flexy

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Home Depot Scam

September 14th, 2007

A ?heads up? for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don?t be naive enough to think it couldn?t happen to you.Here?s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ?No? and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe?s. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and 1 performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.

 

waggy

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FAKE! i went to home depot 10 times last week to try this!


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I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.
So we men only DO have enough blood for either our brain or penis
 

dullard

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Old joke. But couldn't you have at least had the dates of these past occurances be in the past? Oct 7, 2007 hasn't happened yet.
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: dullard
Old joke. But couldn't you have at least had the dates of these past occurances be in the past? Oct 7, 2007 hasn't happened yet.
hahaha, pwned?
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: dullard
Old joke. But couldn't you have at least had the dates of these past occurances be in the past? Oct 7, 2007 hasn't happened yet.
October? it hasn't even hit Sept. 17th or any of the Sept. dates after that...
 

Tiamat

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Originally posted by: dullard
Old joke. But couldn't you have at least had the dates of these past occurances be in the past? Oct 7, 2007 hasn't happened yet.
:laugh:
 

effowe

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That's bullshit, I was at Home Depot today and the only people cleaning my windshields were dirty old bums. Needless to say, I'm broke and won't be going to Home Depot again :(
 

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