- Nov 27, 1999
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New Pet...
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came
in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found
a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new
pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and
then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with
me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, ''Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
"A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my **cking shoes on ."
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came
in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found
a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new
pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and
then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with
me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, ''Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
"A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my **cking shoes on ."
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