My laptop is dead (again? still?), as the trackpad does not work.
I added Windows 7 x64, the tech support guy took about ten minutes to figure out the OS (seriously? It's clearly not Vista you moron), and insisted the laptop is incompatible with it.
Protip: yes, it is compatible, no, it does not need drivers. But okay, I'll humor you, because nothing else is getting me anywhere.