Al Davis had finally put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders. The only thing missing was an outstanding quarterback.
He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools but he couldn't find a quarterback to ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, he was watching CNN and saw coverage of the war zone in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian
soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade directly in a 15th story window. He threw another hand grenade in a group of rebels
100 yards away Ka Boom! A car drove by at 70 mph with guns blazing and the soldier scored a bullseye threw the open window with another
grenade.
"I've got to get this guy" Al said to himself. "He has the perfect arm"
So Al tracks him down and brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. He's a phenominal quarterback and the Raiders go
on to win another Super Bowl. The young Bosnian is hailed as the great hero of the game and when a reporter asks him what he wants, he says all
he wants to do is call his mother.
"Mom" he says into the phone, I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us, you are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. I just won the greates sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my
adoring fans, and I even spoke to the president."
"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and yesterday your sister was raped in broad daylight.
The old lady pauses and tearfully adds, "I'll never forgive you for making us move to Oakland!"
He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools but he couldn't find a quarterback to ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, he was watching CNN and saw coverage of the war zone in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian
soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade directly in a 15th story window. He threw another hand grenade in a group of rebels
100 yards away Ka Boom! A car drove by at 70 mph with guns blazing and the soldier scored a bullseye threw the open window with another
grenade.
"I've got to get this guy" Al said to himself. "He has the perfect arm"
So Al tracks him down and brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. He's a phenominal quarterback and the Raiders go
on to win another Super Bowl. The young Bosnian is hailed as the great hero of the game and when a reporter asks him what he wants, he says all
he wants to do is call his mother.
"Mom" he says into the phone, I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us, you are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. I just won the greates sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my
adoring fans, and I even spoke to the president."
"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and yesterday your sister was raped in broad daylight.
The old lady pauses and tearfully adds, "I'll never forgive you for making us move to Oakland!"
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