New neighbor moved in.......

[pineapples10]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: pineapples10

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

first off paragraphs are nice. use them and love them.

2nd shens

3rd you walked into someone else's house? yeah right.

you walk into my house without my permission you will be the one going to jail.

I did sometrhing good for my neighborhood, what have you done for YOUR neighborhood?

LOL, yeah right. You had me going at first but I knew you were kidding when you said they should build a DD on that road because it's well known that in NH, like MA, there is a DD on all it's roads.:laugh:

Heh, very true.

Heres another story that may provide you with insight in how to deal with this problem. So, I bought a couple of dvds off some web site a few weeks ago and I was pretty upset they haven't come in the mail already. So today I stuck around the house until the mailman came, he brought me a package but it wasn't the dvds I was waiting for. I asked him what the problem was and he told me that he had no control over when the company sends me the dvds. He said I should try to contact them. That did it. I couldn't belive this guy, I pay my taxes and this guy thinks he has the right to sass me in front of my euro mansion, in my freaking driveway? I lifted up my shades, took the cigar out of my mouth, looked him straight in the eye and said " I'm afraid this package is marked return to sender", and then I threw the package in the air and sidekicked the package right into the guys face causing teeth to go everywhere. I then saw one of my ederly neighbors walking toward me so I assumed he wanted trouble as well so I gave him a swift round kick to the ribs, I then looked at him and said "time to take out the garbage" and hip tossed him into the garbage can. I then picked up the crying mailman and threw him into the garbage can, after I had my "garbage collected", I picked up the garbage can and said "let the good times roll" and threw the garbage can down the hill. I didn't see those two guys again but I don't really care, I took the mailbag and threw it in my fireplace since it was a little chilly here today.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
You've been here 3 years... this is about the 20th time someone has started a thread to whine about neighbors having friends over who park on the street "in front of my house." Every time, the OP is told to quit whining.

History: those who don't learn it are condemned to repeat it. (sic)

and they need to get out MORE.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

first off paragraphs are nice. use them and love them.

2nd shens

3rd you walked into someone else's house? yeah right.

you walk into my house without my permission you will be the one going to jail.

it was a joke

 

[Al Neri]

you are a jerk. ask them nicely to move their car if theyre blocking your drive way.

you may get invited and make a friend

 

[XZeroII]

You shouldn't listen to these idiots. If you take it now, you'll be setting a bad precident. Let them know who runs that street and call the cops saying that you think that they are doing drugs and having sex with minors. Tell them that you've been hearing little girls screaming for help.

Don't let these new neighbors turn your street into a ghetto. Take back your street. Slash the tires of any vehicle parked anywhere near your driveway to be sure that it never happens again.

 

[imported_Zeke]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

Way to keep the peace chuck.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: sygyzy

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: Savij
If your driveway is blocked, why not go over there and ask if the owner of the car can move it? It might be easier and, you know, the neighborly thing to do.

I'll tell you what, there is an epidemic of passive-aggressive behavior going around. What is so frightening about actually speaking to someone face-to-face? How could asking someone to move their car NOT be your first thought, long before "should I call the cops or get them towed away or something"?

I'll tell you what, why don't you give this guy a break? He's in the wrong for complaining about his partially blocked driveway? For many homes, a partially blocked driveway is a *BLOCKED* driveway. He even said, he would have to drive over the curb to get out. He should learn not to be passive-aggressive - yes. But what about jerks having more courtesy and not blocking people's driveways, especially when they are going to a house warming party and it's clear that their actions as guests will affect what the neighbors think of the new guy, their friend?

Where did I say he was in the wrong for being upset about his driveway being blocked? Nowhere.

The way you handle it is to go over, and ask for the car to be moved. If that doesn't work, take other options. The first thought that comes to mind shouldn't be calling the cops.