New neighbor moved in.......

[postmortemIA]

some people could fu**ing read the whole post and not post same nonsense over and over

 

[acemcmac]

Uh... contractors park in my driveway all of the time while working on my neighboring properties and I don't even get this upset about it :roll:

I want to have a nice neighborhood (I want contractors to be able to work easily) and I want to have very friendly neighbors. That means I help them and they help me. Sometimes I come home and find out that the one landlord who needed 3 lawns mowed on my street will have mine mowed too just because I'm such a great guy.

I think you need to reconsider your attitude.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: pineapples10

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

first off paragraphs are nice. use them and love them.

2nd shens

3rd you walked into someone else's house? yeah right.

you walk into my house without my permission you will be the one going to jail.

I did sometrhing good for my neighborhood, what have you done for YOUR neighborhood?

LOL, yeah right. You had me going at first but I knew you were kidding when you said they should build a DD on that road because it's well known that in NH, like MA, there is a DD on all it's roads.:laugh:

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

If you didn't rip that off from somewhere, this is the post of the year. :laugh:

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

If you didn't rip that off from somewhere, this is the post of the year. :laugh:

I especially like the little embelishments ("I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business."). :laugh:

 

[I Saw OJ]

I would let it slide, but I do agree that its not a very good thing for a neighborly first impression by him to throw a massive party like that.

 

[LanceM]

A day or two after something like this happens, go up to him. Say, "I didn't want to bother you with it during the party, but next time could you make sure that your company doesn't block my driveway?"

If it's on a weekend, tough luck regarding the music, I say, unless it's ridiculously loud. School/work night is a different story. Explain to him that it's a quiet street and always has been, and that the other neighbors are starting to complain (OK this with your other neighbors).

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: OVERKILL

Originally posted by: AMDMaddness
And they are having a house warming party tonight and there friends are parked all along the street in front of my house :disgust: Should I call the cops or get them towed away or something? It pisses me off and the music is getting louder and louder. They have just about blocked my driveway. I never said they could park there even when he came over to give me his business card, cause he is a very important loan officer.

Blocking your driveway is going past the line in my book.

:thumbsup:

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Balt
You don't own the street. :roll:

No but he owns his driveway

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

*cough*bullsh!t*cough* This is from a movie but I cant remember which one.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: AMDMaddness
And they are having a house warming party tonight and there friends are parked all along the street in front of my house :disgust: Should I call the cops or get them towed away or something? It pisses me off and the music is getting louder and louder. They have just about blocked my driveway. I never said they could park there even when he came over to give me his business card, cause he is a very important loan officer.

hmm sounds like jealousy even prior to the party.

The street in front of your house is not yours...even the swale is not your's although parking on another's swale is pretty low. 'Just about' blocking your driveway is not blocking it.

Sucks you are his neighbor and he didn't invite you though...you must not be that important enough.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: AMDMaddness

Originally posted by: WiseOldDude
Unless the block your driveway STFU, Sounds like sour grapes since you didn't get an invite, and it sounds like they had an inside tract that you shouldn't be invited.

I was invited. I am letting it go. Its just a bad way to start.

let me see, the guy came over, introduced himself, invited you to his party and that's a "bad way to start" ?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: pineapples10

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

first off paragraphs are nice. use them and love them.

2nd shens

3rd you walked into someone else's house? yeah right.

you walk into my house without my permission you will be the one going to jail.

I did sometrhing good for my neighborhood, what have you done for YOUR neighborhood?

You didn't do ******. you are makeing up a story to try to improve your E-penis on the board.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

first off paragraphs are nice. use them and love them.

2nd shens

3rd you walked into someone else's house? yeah right.

you walk into my house without my permission you will be the one going to jail.

I did sometrhing good for my neighborhood, what have you done for YOUR neighborhood?

You didn't do ******. you are makeing up a story to try to improve your E-penis on the board.

You're the only person who thinks he's serious.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

first off paragraphs are nice. use them and love them.

2nd shens

3rd you walked into someone else's house? yeah right.

you walk into my house without my permission you will be the one going to jail.

I did sometrhing good for my neighborhood, what have you done for YOUR neighborhood?

You didn't do ******. you are makeing up a story to try to improve your E-penis on the board.

You're the only person who thinks he's serious.

Do i think he really did it? hell no.

but 90% of posters when quoting a movie at least say what movie or such. so yes i will take him as being serious. i have no other reason not to now do i?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: waggy
Do i think he really did it? hell no.

but 90% of posters when quoting a movie at least say what movie or such. so yes i will take him as being serious. i have no other reason not to now do i?

NSFW due to language within the thread.
http://www.forumplanet.com/planetageofempires/topic.asp?fid=16397&tid=1917483

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: waggy
Do i think he really did it? hell no.

but 90% of posters when quoting a movie at least say what movie or such. so yes i will take him as being serious. i have no other reason not to now do i?

NSFW due to language within the thread.
http://www.forumplanet.com/planetageofempires/topic.asp?fid=16397&tid=1917483

well i don't play age of empires. but thanks for the link

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: waggy
Do i think he really did it? hell no.

but 90% of posters when quoting a movie at least say what movie or such. so yes i will take him as being serious. i have no other reason not to now do i?

NSFW due to language within the thread.
http://www.forumplanet.com/planetageofempires/topic.asp?fid=16397&tid=1917483

well i don't play age of empires. but thanks for the link

neither do I just searched for some of the words in that quote above.

 

[Stunt]

Quit being a loser and find your own party

 

[FusionKnight]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

first off paragraphs are nice. use them and love them.

2nd shens

3rd you walked into someone else's house? yeah right.

you walk into my house without my permission you will be the one going to jail.

I did sometrhing good for my neighborhood, what have you done for YOUR neighborhood?

You didn't do ******. you are makeing up a story to try to improve your E-penis on the board.

You're the only person who thinks he's serious.

Do i think he really did it? hell no.

but 90% of posters when quoting a movie at least say what movie or such. so yes i will take him as being serious. i have no other reason not to now do i?

...except perhaps common sense. But whatever

FK

 

[sygyzy]

LOL, the last line is the best!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

get a life dude

its the freaking weekend

you dont own the street


maybe you should move out to a shack in montana where other humans wont bother you

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pineapples10
Im going to share with you a story about a party my nieghbors had one day, I hope you can learn from this. I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

first off paragraphs are nice. use them and love them.

2nd shens

3rd you walked into someone else's house? yeah right.

you walk into my house without my permission you will be the one going to jail.

The fact that you dissected a fictional story makes the rest of your advice questionable ...

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: Savij
If your driveway is blocked, why not go over there and ask if the owner of the car can move it? It might be easier and, you know, the neighborly thing to do.

I'll tell you what, there is an epidemic of passive-aggressive behavior going around. What is so frightening about actually speaking to someone face-to-face? How could asking someone to move their car NOT be your first thought, long before "should I call the cops or get them towed away or something"?

I'll tell you what, why don't you give this guy a break? He's in the wrong for complaining about his partially blocked driveway? For many homes, a partially blocked driveway is a *BLOCKED* driveway. He even said, he would have to drive over the curb to get out. He should learn not to be passive-aggressive - yes. But what about jerks having more courtesy and not blocking people's driveways, especially when they are going to a house warming party and it's clear that their actions as guests will affect what the neighbors think of the new guy, their friend?

 

[DrPizza]

You've been here 3 years... this is about the 20th time someone has started a thread to whine about neighbors having friends over who park on the street "in front of my house." Every time, the OP is told to quit whining.

History: those who don't learn it are condemned to repeat it. (sic)