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New Mexico Inmates Punished With 'Prison Loaf'

Amused

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New Mexico Inmates Punished With 'Prison Loaf'

CLOVIS, N.M. (July 1) - Inmates who misbehave at the Curry County jail may have to pay with their palates under a new punishment known as prison loaf.

If inmates throw their food, a common problem at the Curry County Adult Detention Center, they could be served a prison loaf, which consists of an entire meal ground up, floured, baked and served in a bread-like form.

Curry County Adult Detention Center Administrator Don Burdine said he tasted the prison loaf before agreeing to serve it to prisoners.

"It really wasn't that bad," he said. "It kind of tasted like a carrot loaf with fish in it."

He said it would be "unpleasant" for people who value the texture and appearance of their food.

But the mother of an inmate, Janie Pena, said prison loaf is not an appropriate form of punishment.

"It's OK for them to be punished," Pena said as she waited to visit her son at the jail. "But not with food. They are not dogs, even dogs deserve better than that."

The prison loaf is derived from the same foods served to inmates in whole form on a daily basis, so it has the same nutritional value as a regular prison meal, Burdine said.

The advantage to the loaf form, he said, is "it can't make as big a mess."
 
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:
 
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

Execute all Hippies :|:|:|:|
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

Execute all Hippies :|:|:|:|

? I need humor, they can stay.
 
Next stop on the Prison Load tour?! Gitmo. Those bastards in there should eat Prison Load every damned day.
 
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.
 
Originally posted by: Rogue
Next stop on the Prison Load tour?! Gitmo. Those bastards in there should eat Prison Load every damned day.

Prison LOAF! Not "load." 😛
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Rogue
Next stop on the Prison Load tour?! Gitmo. Those bastards in there should eat Prison Load every damned day.

Prison LOAF! Not "load." 😛

Somehow my typo just took this thread up

<Emeril>ANOTHER NOTCH!!!</Emeril>

Here's to typing on ATOT with a migraine! :beer:😀

EDIT: Damn, looking back at my post, I actually did it twice too! Not changing it now, it's too funny and has too much innuendo to fix now...😉
 
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.

:cookie:? Im confused where I said all the hippies would revolt in disgust?
 
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.

:cookie:? Im confused where I said all the hippies would revolt in disgust?

Me too. Throw some black beans and tofu in the blender with it and they'll probably clamor to get in there and have some themselves, stupid hippies....
 
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.

Go hug a tree, hippie! Bwaaa-haaa! :| We're gonna put you in jail for all the delicious herbs you like to enjoy! 🙁 What am I talking about?!! :shocked: You're either for us or against us! Execute the hippies!! :| We'll teach you to be so mello and happy! 🙁 Get angry! 😕
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.

Go hug a tree, hippie! Bwaaa-haaa! :| We're gonna put you in jail for all the delicious herbs you like to enjoy! 🙁 What am I talking about?!! :shocked: You're either for us or against us! Execute the hippies!! :| We'll teach you to be so mello and happy! 🙁 Get angry! 😕

/me thinks YOU need some prison loaf... 😉
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.

Go hug a tree, hippie! Bwaaa-haaa! :| We're gonna put you in jail for all the delicious herbs you like to enjoy! 🙁 What am I talking about?!! :shocked: You're either for us or against us! Execute the hippies!! :| We'll teach you to be so mello and happy! 🙁 Get angry! 😕

Good GAWD take a Valium or some Ritalin or something. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.

Go hug a tree, hippie! Bwaaa-haaa! :| We're gonna put you in jail for all the delicious herbs you like to enjoy! 🙁 What am I talking about?!! :shocked: You're either for us or against us! Execute the hippies!! :| We'll teach you to be so mello and happy! 🙁 Get angry! 😕

:heart:
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.

Go hug a tree, hippie! Bwaaa-haaa! :| We're gonna put you in jail for all the delicious herbs you like to enjoy! 🙁 What am I talking about?!! :shocked: You're either for us or against us! Execute the hippies!! :| We'll teach you to be so mello and happy! 🙁 Get angry! 😕

Good GAWD take a Valium or some Ritalin or something. 😛

::sips coffee::

::looks at coffee::


*


::relizes two scoops may be far too many beans::
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Zanix
Go hug a tree, hippie! Bwaaa-haaa! :| We're gonna put you in jail for all the delicious herbs you like to enjoy! 🙁 What am I talking about?!! :shocked: You're either for us or against us! Execute the hippies!! :| We'll teach you to be so mello and happy! 🙁 Get angry! 😕

Good GAWD take a Valium or some Ritalin or something. 😛
Better yet, stop posting!
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Whats the problem? Don't throw your food and you don't get the sh!tty loaf, right?

I'm not complaining about it. I just thought it was an interesting remedy.

Gross, too.

Oh, and "Prison Loaf" just sounds so... wrong.

I know, but I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this except the fvcktard imates who throw their food. Some hippie is going to get all worked up about it and protest or something... :roll:

I am a hippie and it sounds like a good idea to me.

Go hug a tree, hippie! Bwaaa-haaa! :| We're gonna put you in jail for all the delicious herbs you like to enjoy! 🙁 What am I talking about?!! :shocked: You're either for us or against us! Execute the hippies!! :| We'll teach you to be so mello and happy! 🙁 Get angry! 😕
Dude, you need a bonghit. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Zanix
Go hug a tree, hippie! Bwaaa-haaa! :| We're gonna put you in jail for all the delicious herbs you like to enjoy! 🙁 What am I talking about?!! :shocked: You're either for us or against us! Execute the hippies!! :| We'll teach you to be so mello and happy! 🙁 Get angry! 😕

Good GAWD take a Valium or some Ritalin or something. 😛
Better yet, stop posting!

I'm an inspiration.

I posted, you read, and I inspired you to post. Why should I stop inspiring people?

Edit: and sorry for the thread jack OP... 🙁
 
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