Might be a repost, and this is a courtesy from a colleague of mine, but...
WEDDING
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a
lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift... just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had
gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
detective to tail them.
After just standing there just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned
to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the
marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
* Elegant wedding and reception for 300 family members and
friends.........................................$32,000
* Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................$ 3,000.
* Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................................$ 8,500.
* The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man..............Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
WEDDING
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a
lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift... just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had
gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
detective to tail them.
After just standing there just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned
to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the
marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
* Elegant wedding and reception for 300 family members and
friends.........................................$32,000
* Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................$ 3,000.
* Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................................$ 8,500.
* The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man..............Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
