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New joke...hot off the press.

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Loggerman

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A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for @nal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did

. He asked, "Does it hurt you?"

She said that it didn't.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"




The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think attorneys come from?"
 
Originally posted by: Loggerman
A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for @nal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did

. He asked, "Does it hurt you?"

She said that it didn't.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"




The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think attorneys come from?"
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yes, a new one.
 
haven't heard this one before.....for a reason too

notice in the title it doesnt say 'New funny joke...hot off the press'
 
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thats a good one
 
Billy Joe and Jim Bob went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look. "What's going on?" Billy Joe asked one of the crowd.
"We're watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine," he said nodding towards a fearsome looking machine. "No body has managed to stay on for the full three minutes yet. And there's a prize of $100 for anybody who can."
"I can do that," Billy Joe said confidently.
"You can't! You'll get yourself killed if you try and ride that thing," said Jim Bob.
"Watch this," said Billy Joe and climbed aboard the bronco machine. The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, from side to side, around in circles but still a grim-faced Billy Joe clung to its back. After two minutes the machine was bucking almost vertically and spinning until Billy Joe was a blur. But when the three minutes were up Billy Joe was still on the machine's back acknowledging the cheers and cries from the small crowd. He dismounted, collected his winnings and rejoined Jim Bob.
"Where in hell did you learn to ride a bucking bronco like that?" Jim Bob asked.

"Remember three months ago," Billy Joe said. "When my wife had whooping cough...?"
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Definition of a really good friend : A Really good friend will go Downtown & get 2 blowjobs & come back & give you one !!!!


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Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "PHUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"
 
Originally posted by: Loggerman
Billy Joe and Jim Bob went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look. "What's going on?" Billy Joe asked one of the crowd.
"We're watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine," he said nodding towards a fearsome looking machine. "No body has managed to stay on for the full three minutes yet. And there's a prize of $100 for anybody who can."
"I can do that," Billy Joe said confidently.
"You can't! You'll get yourself killed if you try and ride that thing," said Jim Bob.
"Watch this," said Billy Joe and climbed aboard the bronco machine. The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, from side to side, around in circles but still a grim-faced Billy Joe clung to its back. After two minutes the machine was bucking almost vertically and spinning until Billy Joe was a blur. But when the three minutes were up Billy Joe was still on the machine's back acknowledging the cheers and cries from the small crowd. He dismounted, collected his winnings and rejoined Jim Bob.
"Where in hell did you learn to ride a bucking bronco like that?" Jim Bob asked.

"Remember three months ago," Billy Joe said. "When my wife had whooping cough...?"
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Definition of a really good friend : A Really good friend will go Downtown & get 2 blowjobs & come back & give you one !!!!


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Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "PHUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"
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I didnt get the first one, but that Friend quote=LOL 😀
 
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