New Gillette has 5 blades!

[glen]

link

 

[fs5]

wow, that joke came a little to late.

 

[Buttzilla]

hahahaha

 

[RagingBITCH]

I'm LMAO'ing at work right now....

 

[pyonir]

I love the onion. That one is a classic!

 

[Ketteringo]

What a great headline

 

[Rage187]

"Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that fscker, too. That's right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard me?the second strip lathers. It's a whole new way to think about shaving. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge?the razor's edge?and I feel like dancing."

 

[Metalloid]

Haha that is classic

 

[trmiv]

hilarious! lol

 

[sygyzy]

OMG, SO FUNNY

 

[StageLeft]

hehe

 

[DrPizza]

LMFAO! That was great, especially since I saw the 4 blade razors in the store a couple weeks ago and thought to myself "wtf?!"
Then, I realized that if someone thought 3 was better than 2 (and I love my Mach 3) then 4 is better than 3, and seeing 4, I knew it was only a matter of time before we see 5.

 

[huesmann]

I wanna see a pic!

 

[Sid59]

lol - i thought i was gonna be screwed cause i bought the quattro.

 

[zimu]

wow... funny now but i bet it isnt' far away in reality

 

[Danman]

Man, this one is classic.

 

[ISAslot]

haha, reminds me of the snl 7 blade fake commercial

 

[XZeroII]

Mine only has 3 blades

 

[Bootprint]

Screw 5, I've an attachment that takes two Gillette Mach 3s and mount's them together, so you get a pre-shave and a total of 6.

 

[Dufman]

what a harse article

 

[ElFenix]

 

[Rudee]

I'll stick with the regular Mach 3. I refuse to pay a premium for a "Turbo" model when all they did was improve the aloe strip. What a scam!

 

[aircooled]

Still one of the best Onion tales