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New Gillette has 5 blades!

"Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that fscker, too. That's right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard me?the second strip lathers. It's a whole new way to think about shaving. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge?the razor's edge?and I feel like dancing."
 
LMFAO! That was great, especially since I saw the 4 blade razors in the store a couple weeks ago and thought to myself "wtf?!"
Then, I realized that if someone thought 3 was better than 2 (and I love my Mach 3) then 4 is better than 3, and seeing 4, I knew it was only a matter of time before we see 5.
 
Screw 5, I've an attachment that takes two Gillette Mach 3s and mount's them together, so you get a pre-shave and a total of 6.
 
I'll stick with the regular Mach 3. I refuse to pay a premium for a "Turbo" model when all they did was improve the aloe strip. What a scam!
 
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