The extreme left is a hypocritical condescending parent that scolds someone for an activity and then does the exact same thing, all while talking down to them.
The extreme right is a semi-retarded religious teenager that is very warm and loving right up until you disagree with him/her on anything, at which point they react with all the petulant fury of a 3 year old who was just denied a cookie.
Take your pick. Social progress with a mandatory nanny, or social regress with more overall freedom. God our parties suck.
LOL True, and the most sick and amusing thing is that you can swap "left" and "right" in your statements and be equally accurate. Conservatives often do the very things they decry, and progressives have virtually cornered the market on petulant toddler fury.
Obviously we need a new party. A party that:
Will act with fiscal restraint and sanity.
Will not redistribute your hard-won wages to others simply because they have less.
Does not care if your spouse is an innie or an outie.
Does not care if you buy beer on a particular day.
Does not care WHAT you do unless it materially harms others (or demonstrates an immediate and reasonable expectation of doing so.)
Does not care if something offends you.
Will not spend a million (or billion) dollars for a thing we don't need simply because people in a preferred district will be paid to furnish it.
Will actually examine all policies to find that which is best for America, not pay rote allegiance to free trade or to protectionism.
Can recognize that we need to be developing new sources of energy, but that we also need to use our domestic sources until we can make new sources available.
Can recognize that the value of a forest, mountain or stream is not solely what one can take from it, but also in its existence.
Can recognize that any species with which we can coexist is unique and valuable and deserving of protection.
Can recognize and admit that while providing benefits for the middle class buys votes, it is ultimately self-defeating to believe that government can provide prosperity by giving median income voters bennies.
Can recognize that some socialism is required for civilization, but too much is bad.
I shall call it the GAP party (for generalizations and platitudes, of course.)
