- Dec 26, 1999
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I got a chuckle out of this, maybe it's because I'm from NE myself 
60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England
sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant
gardens.
40 F: Italian and British cars won't start. People in New England drive
with the windows down.
30 F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets
thicker.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 F: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in New England
have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows.
-10 F: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England
sell cookies door to door.
-25 F: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter
coats.
-40 F: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air. People in New England let
their dogs sleep indoors.
-100 F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated
because they can't start their "kahs."
-460 F: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500 F: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England
sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant
gardens.
40 F: Italian and British cars won't start. People in New England drive
with the windows down.
30 F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets
thicker.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 F: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in New England
have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows.
-10 F: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England
sell cookies door to door.
-25 F: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter
coats.
-40 F: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air. People in New England let
their dogs sleep indoors.
-100 F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated
because they can't start their "kahs."
-460 F: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500 F: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
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