NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN!

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.


MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"


ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.



EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.


DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer.

FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.


ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.


DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

The first one also needs to cover bad and distracted driving, the second one should also be used on themselves ;)
 

Kelvrick

Lifer
Feb 14, 2001
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RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

Nooooo.....
 

tm37

Lifer
Jan 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

Nooooo.....

That's the one that scares me
 

xSkyDrAx

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Sep 14, 2003
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Can you imagine Buyagra + Damitol = bye bye $$ or you being administered Ragamet w/ anti talksident and then they take pepto bimbo and dummerol? Teh Horror!1!11!1 Noesss11!!!!!!!!! :confused: