NEW DRUGS FOR MEN
With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.
Here are a few of the new ones:
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions to compusa when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a computer repair project before starting a new one.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new desire for them to play ut. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new levels .
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive computers and sound cards after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making women want to turn on televised sports and actually stop converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts womans noxious intestinal gases into go play on the computer . Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.so she will drive and he can play on the laptop !
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating woman with i.g.h. (i got a headache Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave woman in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal computers of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
LIAGRA - This drug causes weman to be less than truthful when being asked about their having a neadache or its that time of the month . Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.
Here are a few of the new ones:
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions to compusa when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a computer repair project before starting a new one.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new desire for them to play ut. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new levels .
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive computers and sound cards after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making women want to turn on televised sports and actually stop converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts womans noxious intestinal gases into go play on the computer . Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.so she will drive and he can play on the laptop !
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating woman with i.g.h. (i got a headache Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave woman in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal computers of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
LIAGRA - This drug causes weman to be less than truthful when being asked about their having a neadache or its that time of the month . Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
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