New Drug alert! Everyone please read!

[I'm Typing]

PLEASE READ THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT
GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS

Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.
Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends, and
girlfriends, take heed. There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug
is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male
victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is
available virtually anywhere! It goes by the street name "Beer". All girls
have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the
guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless
against such tactics.

Please! Forward this to everyone you know...

 

[yakko]

hahahaha!!!!

 

[TomC25]

the "drug" that works on women is nicknamed "mixed drink"

examples are

Long Beach
Sex on the Beach

 

[Mister T]

long beach: gin, vodka, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour, SHAKE, lace with cranberry
sex on the beach: vodka, peach schnappa, OJ, cranberry

I am studying to be a bartender

 

[harpomx]

Those bit@#es!! So that's how they've been tricking me all this time!
Damn you girls for tricking me into having string-free sex! Daaaaaammmmnnnn you to heeeeeellllllll!!!!!!!!

 

[bigbootydaddy]

yeah, pay up women, you owe me lots of moolah.
and someone please tell that big one to come get her clothes, my sister is using them as bedsheets.

ugh *shudder*

 

[Yeeny]

Beer? Half the guys on this board seem like they would be trying to make nice nice with your leg after a glass of water....

 

[harpomx]

GF, that's so mean and true! Are we that cheap and see-through?

 

[Yeeny]

harpo: Yep, you sure are.

 

[ArkAoss]

thats exactly why I DO NOT eat or drink on dates, unless i watch the soda from the store till its in the glass, and forget the ice. . . i never eat though, unless she comes to my place, and then i have a 3rd person cook just so she don't think i tried nuthin..

 

[saxman]

so thats why I've been having so much sex lately!

 

[Harvey]

It's a good thing I hate beer. Unfortunately, magaritas, club soda and even smiles have the same nasty effect on me.

 

[harpomx]

Lately, a pretty girl's solid eye contact has been equally as intoxicating as the most potent of alcohols.

 

[urbantechie]

Yes!!! More sex for me!!!

WAIT,damn i'm only 15 and i'm not allowed in bars!! :|

 

[Moonbeam]

Some people ahve all the luck. Beer just pisses me off.

 

[TravisBickle]

Ha ha
(deserves a bump)

 

[Dedpuhl]

ya gotta love instant panty remover....

 

[WetSprocket]

The next time I feel like I might have been violated should I go take a breathalyzer test?






Nah.

 

[Isla]

Moonbeam, that's ok.... beer just makes me piss. Not sexy at all!

 

[shiner]

I might be in trouble here. After reading this thread I went downstairs and took a look in the fridge, sure enough there is damn near a case of this "beer" in there. I think when my girlfriend gets home from the mall we are going to have to have a little talk.

Thanks for the warning, sadly it got to me too late but it does explain why I'm tired and sore most mornings.

 

[vi edit]

They forgot the disclaimer:

Warning. Overdoses of the drug can cause male to be subject serious side effects such as "limpus dickus", "passes outous", and "upas chuckas". Please be careful when issuing out extra doses.

 

[jimmygates]

Sex? After beer, I only get into fights. This sucks. Is there a special type of beer I should be drinking?





-jimbo

 

[shiner]

Are you sure you aren't having Tequila instead of beer?

 

[sweetrobin]

lol ... beer just makes E_mc_2 goofy and laid back ... hes alot of fun when;s hes drinking unfortunately its not a $ex all .. hehe ... I wish .. hehe .. as for me ... if I'm breathing I'm ready .. lol

 

[Wedesdo]

LOL!!!