New Doritos Flavor!!

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Cant say I'm a fan. Started the tweet assault. I welcome your retweets @kladd85



 
Aug 11, 2005
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now with extra protein
 
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Did you take a bite before looking?
I buy the chips at Costco to provide for my customers white they wait, customer came out complaining. Now I'm dealing with that issue. No, the customer got damn near through the whole bag. Older guy, thought it was just the pepper crumbs.
 
Jul 12, 2006
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I buy the chips at Costco to provide for my customers white they wait, customer came out complaining. Now I'm dealing with that issue. No, the customer got damn near through the whole bag. Older guy, thought it was just the pepper crumbs.
I hope you responded that "No, that was the ants sinking their mandibles into your fleshy tongue."
 
Nov 8, 2012
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I buy the chips at Costco to provide for my customers white they wait, customer came out complaining. Now I'm dealing with that issue. No, the customer got damn near through the whole bag. Older guy, thought it was just the pepper crumbs.
Update your tweet (or do another one) to FritoLay - not just Doritos Nevermind, looks like you already did.

Also were the ants still alive or all dead?
 
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Update your tweet (or do another one) to FritoLay - not just Doritos Nevermind, looks like you already did.

Also were the ants still alive or all dead?
Honestly, I'd be more worried if they were dead.
 
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They were dead. And for awhile at that. Body parts are mostly broken up due to transport.
 

Pantoot

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In their defense, the doritos twitter does say:

Doritos Marketing said:
Not only are our chips packed with serious crunch and bold flavors, the DORITOS® brand is all about intense experiences in snacking and beyond.
 
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In their defense, the doritos twitter does say:
Marketing in all honesty amazes me.

It amazes me the sentences and words these dolts can develop to try to excite people about a fucking chip with their EXTREME BOLD sentences.

As if someone reads those words and says "Oh shit man, gotta get me some Doritos right now. Screw my craving for kettle chips".
 
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Marketing in all honesty amazes me.

It amazes me the sentences and words these dolts can develop to try to excite people about a fucking chip with their EXTREME BOLD sentences.

As if someone reads those words and says "Oh shit man, gotta get me some Doritos right now. Screw my craving for kettle chips".
When I seen that from hovering their name I LOLed.
 
Jul 12, 2006
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In their defense, the doritos twitter does say:
yeah, looks like pretty solid lawyering on Dorito's part. Not sure OP's customer is going to be able to fight this one, lol.
 

FeuerFrei

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Maybe Doritos are poisonous to ants. Sure Doritos draw them in, but ultimately they perish.
You just uncovered a life hack, sir.
 
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Maybe Doritos are poisonous to ants. Sure Doritos draw them in, but ultimately they perish.
You just uncovered a life hack, sir.
To be fair, they probably also kill humans, it just takes longer.
 
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i feel bad for the old man

but this aint gonna stop me from eating doritos
 
Jul 13, 2005
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Something smells about this thread,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
If there are ants I would bet you its not Doritos fault..;.
 
Jul 20, 2003
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Something smells about this thread,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
If there are ants I would bet you its not Doritos fault..;.
Yeah what are those disgusting Doritos doing all over those delicious nutritious Ant Snacks.
 
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It is a bit weird, what about Doritos attracts ants....... which I presume are what are commonly referred to as "sugar ants" ?

EDIT: lol apparently they are attracted to them... particularly, the Nacho cheese ones

Doritos left out on a table will attract ants. I have no idea why an ant would eat them, there can't be much nutritional value to a Dorito. Perhaps ants don't care what is in them, they just like the way they taste.

http://clintonhobart.blogspot.com/2013/04/nacho-cheese-doritos-mmmmmm.html
 

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