New Device Promises Women Orgasms at the Touch of a Button

[tnitsuj]

from the BBC

 

[Lager]

It's true.

The machines are taking over.

Anybody seen those Home Depot express checkout??

 

[Fausto]

So it's kinda like an electronic tongue?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

smells like bullsh!t

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Fausto
So it's kinda like an electronic tongue?

lol and three cosmopolitans.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Fausto
So it's kinda like an electronic tongue?

Only if licking a females ankles help with an orgasm.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
smells like bullsh!t

Then you're not using it right. It goes on the ankles, doofus.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS

Originally posted by: Fausto
So it's kinda like an electronic tongue?

lol and three cosmopolitans.

No, that's the "Pants Removal System".

 

[GTaudiophile]

BBC News Online has been unable to get independent scientific verification that the product works.

HAHA!

 

[Booster]

New Device Promises Women Orgasms at the Touch of a Button

I think men would appreciate a similar device a lot more, however. I don't have any evidence that women care for any orgasms at all. Of course, what do I know, maybe I should just STFU when it comes to, so to speak, private life.

 

[MaxDepth]

Bah. Nothing beats ruffies...











ok, ok, I'm kidding.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Booster

New Device Promises Women Orgasms at the Touch of a Button

I think men would appreciate a similar device a lot more, however. I don't have any evidence that women care for any orgasms at all. Of course, what do I know, maybe I should just STFU when it comes to, so to speak, private life.

LOL. What rock have you been living under?

 

[Brutuskend]

Pishaw.

Touch my "button" and you can have the same results!

No battery's needed either!!

 

[Booster]

LOL. What rock have you been living under?

A rock? That's maybe. But probably it's coz I never seen a woman interested in sex in person. While horny men are everywhere. Isn't it kinda crazy?

Now I'm having all these horrible doubts about relationships between men and women. Seems like a huge deceit to me.

 

[DeadByDawn]

Unless this machine farts, drinks beer, and snores, as a married man I could be in trouble.

 

[Miramonti]

There's been something like that for men out for years.

Its called the remote control for the television.

 

[dman]

I searched and couldn't find it, but, there's a picture of a his-orgasm machine and a her-orgasm machine. The His one has one button. The Her's one has like 50 buttons, dials, etc.

Anyway, very interesting.

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: dman
I searched and couldn't find it, but, there's a picture of a his-orgasm machine and a her-orgasm machine. The His one has one button. The Her's one has like 50 buttons, dials, etc.

Anyway, very interesting.

I think I still have the pic. IIRC, Brutuskend posted it quite some time ago.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Booster

Originally posted by: dman
I searched and couldn't find it, but, there's a picture of a his-orgasm machine and a her-orgasm machine. The His one has one button. The Her's one has like 50 buttons, dials, etc.

Anyway, very interesting.

I think I still have the pic. IIRC, Brutuskend posted it quite some time ago.

It was just a control panel.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Booster

LOL. What rock have you been living under?

A rock? That's maybe. But probably it's coz I never seen a woman interested in sex in person.

Booster you need to get out more, man! *shakes Booster by the collar* You've given me a good laugh for the day, I must say.

 

[NightCrawler]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Pishaw.

Touch my "button" and you can have the same results!

No battery's needed either!!

your little button impresses no one

 

[BatmanNate]

They've had this for years, hasn't anyone seen Orgazmo?

 

[fredtam]

Reminds me of that drug clomipramine that causes orgasms when you yawn. I'm surpried people aren't robbing places for it like they do for other drugs.

 

[rahvin]

A rock? That's maybe. But probably it's coz I never seen a woman interested in sex in person. While horny men are everywhere. Isn't it kinda crazy?

Now I'm having all these horrible doubts about relationships between men and women. Seems like a huge deceit to me.

You aren't meeting the right women then.

 

[TheGameIs21]

I wonder if applying the stripped wires of my night stand lamp on my wifes ankles will have the same effect? I'll let you guys know. Who would have thought that electricity was the answer to a woman's failing libido?