New condom ... 'for younger users'

[Journer]

w00t...more sexorz FTW

 

[Electric Amish]

YES!!!!


.....I mean...DAMN THEM!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: pontifex
well look at it this way:

you can't stop kids having sex without going to extreme measures, so if kids are going to have sex anyway, why not make it easier for them to have safe sex?

Because that would outrage our precious Christian, God-fearing moral sensibilities. It would be a sign of the Apocalypse, and evidence that Satan truly walks the Earth.

Won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?!

(Besides, everyone knows that adolescents are purely non-sexual beings until they reach at least the age of 18 and get married, at which point they only engage in the sexual activity required in order to bring children into the world, and of course they don't actually enjoy it, because that would be sinful.)

 

[pnad]

Ohh, I have seen these.

The Power Ranger ones look pretty cool.
I hear the Woody Wood Pecker ones come out next month.

My favorite is the blues clues ones.
Have a seat in the thinking chair and put on your handy dandy condom!
Here we go looking for Bluuuues Cluuuues

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis
if they arnt useing "normal" condoms what makes them think they are gonna use these "kiddy ones" ?

cause these have a piece of bubblegum and a trading card inside.

This gum is awfully chewy and doesn't have any flavor... and how the heck am I supposed to put this condom on?

 

[Syringer]

Yahoo! This is your celebration
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Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now

Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure

Everyone around the world
Come on!

Yahoo! It's a celebration
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Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
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Let's celebrate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Baby...

We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
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It's a celebration!
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(ad lib)

Come on and celebrate, good times, tonight (Celebrate good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on)
(Let's celebrate)...

 

[Electric Amish]

Somebody please tell the Catholic priests that these are for use BY 13 year old boys, not ON 13 year old boys.

 

[JRich]

I thought we had finger cots already.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis
if they arnt useing "normal" condoms what makes them think they are gonna use these "kiddy ones" ?

cause these have a piece of bubblegum and a trading card inside.

This gum is awfully chewy and doesn't have any flavor... and how the heck am I supposed to put this condom on?

:laugh:

ummm... directions are on the trading card. HEY! that wasn't the gum!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Somebody please tell the Catholic priests that these are for use BY 13 year old boys, not ON 13 year old boys.

damn, you're a funny guy.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Some 13 year olds have sex...and it's usually the poor trash girls being taken advantage of by the male ghetto thugs. Yes, I'm generalizing, but I was in middle school once too.

The world and culture has changed again. It is becoming ever increasingly common.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Somebody please tell the Catholic priests that these are for use BY 13 year old boys, not ON 13 year old boys.

damn, you're a funny guy.

I live to serve.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Somebody please tell the Catholic priests that these are for use BY 13 year old boys, not ON 13 year old boys.

damn, you're a funny guy.

I live to serve.

change that.

you're a fungi

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Somebody please tell the Catholic priests that these are for use BY 13 year old boys, not ON 13 year old boys.

damn, you're a funny guy.

I live to serve.

change that.

you're a fungi

You wanna see my cap and stem?

 

[everman]

And school teachers everywhere rejoice!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
You wanna see my cap and stem?

Ewww no, its got spores.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Anubis
if they arnt useing "normal" condoms what makes them think they are gonna use these "kiddy ones" ?

don't they have sex education in Britain?

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: mad0maxx
I guess it depends on what country because the Article says that Germany is selling them and somewhere else the average age a girl starts having sex is 15... sad sad world :-(

you're right, too old

 

[Wreckem]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Some 13 year olds have sex...and it's usually the poor trash girls being taken advantage of by the male ghetto thugs. Yes, I'm generalizing, but I was in middle school once too.

The world and culture has changed again. It is becoming ever increasingly common.

No it is just covered more now. 13 year olds were having sex left and right back when I was in middle school 12 years ago.

 

[randay]

down with condoms for 13 year olds, up with skirts!

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
Easier to put on? How is that even possible?

good question, and if they somehow made them easier to put on, why only make them inkiddie size. I'm a man, but sometimes I still put them on inside out.