new cocktail invented called "the osama"

[OutHouse]

two shots and a splash of water.

 

[gorcorps]

I think you mean osama

 

[dank69]

and splash

 

[OOBradm]

I enjoyed this joke

 

[dank69]

I enjoyed this joke

Me, too. YesteRday...

 

[ShawnD1]

I don't get it. You didn't specify which type of alcohol you are shooting.

 

[spidey07]

I don't get it. You didn't specify which type of alcohol you are shooting.

Colt45

 

[Farmer]

har har har chuckle chuckle

 

[Bateluer]

I loled.

 

[calvinbiss]

What is the water about thought? Odd that I also just received this in spam email form.

 

[spidey07]

What is the water about thought? Odd that I also just received this in spam email form.

They dumped him at sea, you know, making a splash in the water?

 

[ShawnD1]

Colt45

Osama is black?

 

[frostedflakes]

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

I don't get it. You didn't specify which type of alcohol you are shooting.

I think drinking carbombs would be appropriate for this

 

[spidey07]

Osama is black?

A colt 45 has been standard issue side arm for the military for a LONG time.

 

[gorcorps]

A colt 45 has been standard issue side arm for the military for a LONG time.

I believe what he was getting at was colt45 is also the name of a popular malt liquor

 

[ShawnD1]

A colt 45 has been standard issue side arm for the military for a LONG time.

 

[richardycc]

how about bailey's + Sour mix, with a splash of grenadine.

 

[Fayd]

A colt 45 has been standard issue side arm for the military for a LONG time.

not that i don't understand the joke...

but 2 shots of colt45 (the malt liquor) would make a really weak drink, lol.

 

[CVSiN]

A colt 45 has been standard issue side arm for the military for a LONG time.

um wrong.. replaced very long time ago. over 20 years
M9 (Beretta 92F 9mm) is standard now.. and Navy SpecOps prefer the HK USP 40's

and joke is already old.. this was out all over Facebook Monday morning.

 

[JTsyo]

It's funny because Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol, right?

 

[ShawnD1]

It's funny because Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol, right?

The drink should also have bacon bits in it

(most bacon bits are actually soy, but most people don't know that so it still works)

 

[bignateyk]

The drink should also have bacon bits in it

(most bacon bits are actually soy, but most people don't know that so it still works)

Thanks for ruining bacon bits for me

 

[Fritzo]

 

[SandEagle]

yawn. this joke was presented yesterday. it was mildly amusing then. now, not at all