New Bin Laden tape being released by Al Qaeda

[UNCjigga]

BN: CNN is saying their sources say a "martyr's tape" (recorded earlier and released when a terrorist is killed) is being released by Al Qaeda, reportedly to help inspire retaliation attacks. This may be audio-tape only.

 

[JSt0rm]

its video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiL_lzQvCAM

 

[GuitarDaddy]

"Hello my followers, if you are listening to this tape it means I have become a martyr and am currently having sex with 72 virgins. Please join me in martyrdom by killing some infidels so you too can have sex with many virgins (just not quite as pretty as my virgins)"

 

[sunzt]

"Hello my followers, if you are listening to this tape it means I have become a martyr and am currently having sex with 72 virgins. Please join me in martyrdom by killing some infidels so you too can have sex with many virgins (just not quite as pretty as my virgins)"

does he specify if they're male or female?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhh!" <end of tape>

 

[MegaWorks]

fake

 

[manimal]

Am I the only one who expects to see a team america video edited together with this?

 

[DesiPower]

"Hello my followers, if you are listening to this tape it means I have become a martyr and am currently having sex with 72 virgins. Please join me in martyrdom by killing some infidels so you too can have sex with many virgins (just not quite as pretty as my virgins)"

Well.. each time you do one, doesn't the count go down by one? So i think the count must be less than 72 or he should use the term "will have"

 

[DesiPower]

does he specify if they're male or female?

It must be all male, coz i hear he blew up his equipments during the gun battle

 

[PokerGuy]

This oughtta be good

"If you are hearing this message, it means those infidels were not as dumb as I thought they were".

 

[a777pilot]

does he specify if they're male or female?

...or what species?

 

[PottedMeat]

does he specify if they're male or female?

they're pigs

and they're the ones doing the fucking

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2162168

 

[xj0hnx]

they're pigs

and they're the ones doing the fucking

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2162168

lulz

 

[werepossum]

My fellow martyrs, now is the time to . . . To rise up against the . . .

Anybody else hear helicopters?

 

[techs]

Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know of the old Klingon saying that revenge is a dish best served cold?
Well, it is very......
Anybody else hear helicopters?

ftfy

 

[Zebo]

Nothing @ http://www.nefafoundation.org/ yet

 

[SparkyJJO]

I'll just leave this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go